I'm bored of gypsies, talk about something else here
No question, just go wild.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:39, 89 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Rawwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
*rips off clothes and eats faeces*
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Kroney, you really must drinking drinking drain cleaner

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:42, Reply)

e

Although it would be funnier done the other way round
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Nice one
I'm having a mug of coffee. I quite like coffee. It's instant, some people are fussy about that kind of thing but I just go with the coffee flow.
( broadsword, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Hi broady!
Seen any nice breasts lately?
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:42, Reply)

i can see mine heaving gently in front of me as i type this :) :) :)

( broadsword, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:43, Reply)

How comforting.

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I'd quite like to nuzzle between them, but last time I tried that I fucked my neck :/

( broadsword, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Haha!
I like having someone nuzzling my boobs. I think it's comforting for the nuzzlee and well as the nuzzler.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:48, Reply)

I've gotta walk back to the office now, might have to see if I can find someone up for a quick nuzzling on the way

( broadsword, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:52, Reply)

"But BGB assured me that you would enjoy it just as much as me..."

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Don't listen to me.

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:11, Reply)

*update* there were no nuzzling opportunities on the walk back
well, there probably were, but I don't think a struggle nuzzle would be so fulfilling.
( broadsword, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:19, Reply)

I prefer properly made coffee tbh, but will stoop to instant if necessary

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I find some supermarket own brand instants can be a bit sharp but y'know just bung a bit more milk & sugar in
life's too short to have coffee concerns
( broadsword, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Real coffee is nice for a treat but I'm quite happy with a good instant.

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I drink mine black so some quality is essential really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I'm such a fucking snob now
that I have to buy the beans and grind them myself because pre-ground beans taste weird. I can't go near granulated.

Oddly though, I don't have a problem with the stuff in the coffee machine at work. Presumably because it's so awful I don't properly think of it as coffee at all.
( Kroney, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I think you just get used to coffee machine coffee and the taste becomes an irrelevance
just my coffee opinion, no offence
( broadsword, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)

None taken, you're probably quite right

( Kroney, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Everyone's favourite dictator has been captured
The court case should be entertaining
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Mugabe?
He's my favorite.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Stalin's alive!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:49, Reply)

King Edward Penis?
He's my favourite.
( broadsword, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Politics aside, he's a stylish dude
Looking forward to seeing his choice of outfit for the courtroom.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Ming the Merciless?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Latest update suggests the court case will be unnecessary
Unless they plan to charge a corpse
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:03, Reply)

I am starting the "Free Amorous Badger" campaign at once.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Where do I apply to receive mine?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Oh look monty got his question asked.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)

eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)

/qotw

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I've never met anyone from the internet
I shall sit out QOTW again
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Don't do it
They're all terrible cunts.
( Kroney, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I thought you were quite nice actually.
far better than I expected.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Always with the caveat
=(
( Kroney, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Did you think otherwise?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:03, Reply)

I think most people are probably pleasantly surprised I'm not actually Stalin

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Odd, I've heard a remarkable lack of comments
saying that I'm not Margaret Thatcher. So you're one up
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I'm fairly sure
I said you were nowhere near as like Anne Widicome as I expected, and if I didn't I just did.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:22, Reply)

As much as I'd like to stand by my previous post
everybody seemed nice enough. I notice you didn't turn up, you loser.
( Kroney, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:11, Reply)

don't you DARE diss teh amberl

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:14, Reply)

I bet she had a genuine reason that was something other than merely being a lightweight, though.

( Kroney, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I think b3tans can confirm I'm not a lightweight

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Oh man, you're in trouble now Kroney
She's gonna kick yo' ass
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:17, Reply)

If only the same could be said about the other notable absentee
who's sat up there shoving her oar in like a shoving oar-shover.
( Kroney, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:19, Reply)

this description
is not applicable to me in any sense of the word
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I felt awful in the morning
missed my train, my dad drove me down to Bristol but still missed it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:16, Reply)

did the dog eat your homework too?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I've already used that as my answer.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Nuff said

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:12, Reply)

I will hunt you down and kill you like a dog.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Yay me!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:03, Reply)

If you're still trying to convince us that you're Monty,
saying "Yay me!" is a very poor way to go about it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I'm quite happy today
And the sun's shining, I'm going to have some nice coffe an eat my lunch.

Splendid.

That's a word that doesn't get used enough, I bet there are others.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I think you'll find it gets used pretty often
it's also a contraction of two separate words, so calling it a "word" is inaccurate.
( Kroney, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:59, Reply)

fuck you shit freak.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Bit tight

( Kroney, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Happy to sweary in eight minutes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I can be happy and still sweary, you fucking hippy.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:12, Reply)

quim

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:00, Reply)

This is another one.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Woo for being happy.
I'm quite chipper too.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I think I'm having reverse depression this week
despite having no good reason to I seem to be generally in a good mood.

Chipper it also underused.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Probably because you're slowly on the mend and have something to look forward to.

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:10, Reply)

would it were so, i seem to be regressing.
I am looking forward to the manc bash though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:14, Reply)

I shall push you there in a wheelchair if I have to.

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:16, Reply)

I was eyeing up a wheel chair the other day as it happens.
That might be fun.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:18, Reply)

The brain releases endorphins as the body dies
Sorry to be the bearer...etc.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:15, Reply)

it's OK, it'd be a welcome release.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Fresh coffe or instant coffe?

( broadsword, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Instant.
Sometime I like to slum it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I've never tried slumming coffee, does it involve the anus at all?

( broadsword, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Very dangerous way to start a thread
So who's going to win Strictly Come Dancing this year?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Everybody in the world loses.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Not Jason Donovan!
Nor anybody who enjoys watching the likes of Ola Jordan, Kristina Rihanoff and Holly Vallance prancing about in ridiculous-yet-skimpy outfits
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:07, Reply)

I quite like Jason Donovan these days.
still not watching that gay shit though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I'm convinced that Kim Jong Il has it sewn up

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Wouldn't Strictly Come Dictating be an interesting show.
I'd watch it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:14, Reply)

when's the hanging?
Or is he too rockstar to be hanged?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:14, Reply)

oh... what a disappointing QOTW
And a disappointing thread here. I don't think I can take any more *throws self off cliff*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

*tosses self off platform*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:34, Reply)

*wanks self over balcony*

( broadsword, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Yeah he's dead. Like this thread.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I'd start another one, but when I do I invariable thread stomp someone.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Here's a rather grim picture
static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2011/10/20/1319113297803/An-image-captured-off-a-c-007.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Oh that dictator!

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Cheers for that...
Mind you, I'm always visiting corpses.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:46, Reply)

lol static quim

( broadsword, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:47, Reply)