I can't decide who surprised me the most.
The arse-grabber or the tit-squeezer.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:58, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hey!
I've never met you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Bill and ?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Ha!
I totally grabbed Bill's arse.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Her fiance. Duh!

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:01, Reply)

...oops

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I was joking.

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Well, shit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Ted?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Grammar Badger.
I frightened her with my objection and then spent part of the evening trying to make her feel better about it, and saying "LOLOLOL BOOBS AND PRETEND LESBIANISM" but I couldn't get into it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Haha!
At least mostly it's the female b3tans who are gropey.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Not my fault you're a prude IRL

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Yup. Total prude.
Don't like strange women coming up to me, loudly proclaiming "THEY'RE FANTASHTICH!" and honking my tits.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:16, Reply)

HAHAHAHA

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Shouldn't go to bashes then

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:20, Reply)

I don't any more!
Mind you, I don't think you should grab strangers' tits.
We all have our quirks.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:23, Reply)