While I think of it, I like dogs. Dogs are fun.
But why - DEAR GOD WHY - does my father-in-laws Police Dog (for that is what he is. As in, the FiL is a Dog Handler for the Police and they home kennel the dog) have to sit there looking at me with his willy out?

If I did that in a restaurant I'd be asked to leave.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:30, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

if when
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Dogs are gay.
Gay and thick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)

SO YOU SHOULD GET ON FINE THEN LOLOLOLOL

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:41, Reply)

DAMN YOU.
DAMN YOU TO HELL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:41, Reply)

hello divinity
are you feeling any better today?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Greetings, ma'am.
Not really - I'm sucking on Strepsils like Foxtrot on a sailor's chub-on at the moment. They are 'extra strength'. They are weak as piss.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:44, Reply)

have you been to the doctor??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Yes.
I have a virus that could plague me for four weeks. As it is viral there is no point in anti-biotics. Woe is me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Sorry Monts, I think all the evidence is that I gave it to you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Awe, you can't hate me.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:49, Reply)

You're right.
Give me a cuddle, please.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Because dogs look stupid in pants?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:43, Reply)

they wouldn't look any better in pink socks
just saying, like.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I don't wear them to look good, sweetie.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:47, Reply)

this is like a choose your own adventure story
if you want a sarcastic response, turn to p9

if you would like to be mocked, turn to p11

if you would like ONLINE PANDERING, turn to p37

if you want me to agree with you, go to p41

etc
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:49, Reply)

*turns to page 37*
*unzips*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)

when you gaz me a picture of yourself wearing nothing but pink socks (syncubus)
i will fake pander you too!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)

I'll do many things for love
even fake online lawyer pandering, but buying pink socks is not one of them, no I won't do that. /meatloaf

I do have some pink/purple/blue striped fluffy bed socks, would that do?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Ah, now see
If I actually did gaz you a picture of me naked but for pink socks, you'd do more than pander

vomit, probably.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:12, Reply)

sorry
i passed out in terror at the thought for a bit.

as you were.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:35, Reply)

depends on the type of pants
I think BOXERS would be fine
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:44, Reply)

*kills self*
Stop the internet, I think Cavy's won.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:45, Reply)

\o/

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)