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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have a question!
If you were me, where would you have left the shoe polish?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:17, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
In the fridge.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)
nope, checked there

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:18, Reply)
With My Larping Kit
the last time I polished my leather armour.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:18, Reply)
I only own a couple of leather armour bits
pretty red bracers with studs and green ones covered in mould. So no, I need the black polish
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:19, Reply)
I would suggest it would be near something you own that is black and leather then.
Gimp mask?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)
I got the cheap PVC one

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Wise choice, wipes clean easier.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)
do you think acrylic paint will work?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)
No, not generally shiny enough.
How bad are they? rubbing some margarine into them might bring up a shine... I don't suppose you have any latex polishing spray?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)
no
they've just kind of pealed. I've put some PVA on them to stop them getting worse I was hoping to make them look less terrible with shoe paint
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)
might work
what kind of shoe are we talking here? Paint might be better than nothing, if you could polish over it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)
it's kind of..um...shoey?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)
stilletos, docs, fucking thigh boots, what?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)
boots
that I wear for work and currently have a bit splash of fixer on
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)
OK then.
and they are peeling somehow? are they patent or something?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:35, Reply)
not patent
I don't know why they are doing it WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME??!!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Because you don't take good care of your boots.
and presumably don't have a backup pair.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)
you would assume correctly

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Of course I do.
Much as you hate it I have you pegged just right.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Go barefoot?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)
I might do this
To be honest, I've lost interest in the whole shoe-mending venture now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Me too

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Hippy
/obligatory insult
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)
I hate hippies.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Bottom drawer in the kitchen

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Under the sink?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)
tried there
it's full of hamster cages and latex. This caused an embarrasment when the gas man came to read the meter
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Ooh wait, I've got a better idea...
Don't polish your shoes.
Hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)
I wouldn't normally, hence the misplacing
see above
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)
in fact
I'm not 100% sure I own any polish after all
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Now she tells us.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)
well I've had shoes a long time
you'd think I'd have some, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)
You? no, actually I wouldn't.
because I think you live in a cave without even the basic amenities.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)
i live on top of a hill
in a cave without even the basic amenities
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Good, a defensible position.
I hope the new place is similarly on high ground.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)
the one I just saw was fairly high
but lower than here. In fact the way the house is the road next to it is about level with the first floor
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Not so good.
you'll be mincemeat come the zombiepocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)
yeah, enclosed garden, too
it's asking for it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)
I'm sorry, but I think you'll need to find a new new place.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)
In the hallway near the shoe rack

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)
I'll bet good money Cavy does not own a shoe rack.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:27, Reply)
that's true
but nor so I have a hallway
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Even I has a hallway.
tsk, Wales.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)
there's a door and that door leads to my kitchen
I suppose there's kind of one downstairs, but no shoe rack *quotes that bit in wayne's world only inserting shoes for guns*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)

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