OK, new question.
Who would you cast in a whacky B3ta sit-com?

I'd be tempted to have Gonz and Cavey sharing a flat, but this might be too much waki in one place, beside Gonz needs a straight man really to co-start in "Oh Gonz!"
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:43, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

hey I'm not waki!
how about you and 'swipe, only you're dressed as Lenin and she's dressed as margaret thatcher
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

That is an intensely arousing thought.
She is never on here in the evenings any more.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I totally gazzed her my socks earlier.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

margaret thatcher?
she/he's got GCSEs or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

This makes no sense.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)

i was implying freefair
was thatcher
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)

oh, right.
He's probably come back, but we've not noticed.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

How about Al & Swipe?
where the pretext is they pretend to hate each other but would really like to fuck like rabbits.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

this sounds suspiciously like reality
I suspect they actually have and are now both deep in denial.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Balls deep.

(berk, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Gosh, what an image.
Hi Berk.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Evening CQ.

(berk, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)

May I just say, without appearing to pander, I hope
That I love the way you seem (and indeed probably are) very sweet and nice but still come out with beautiful crudity like the above. It makes a pleasing contrast.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Hahaha!
I shall take that as a compliment, cheers.
(berk, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)

It's meant as one.
I've thought it before, but wanted to avoid being creepy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)

I am not remotely creeped out
in fact, I am proud.
(berk, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)

I'm evidently doing the internet wrong then.
*something about tits*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)

This could work, needs a title.
also sounds more like a weird porno.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Sit-coms are never funny
Or is that part of your idea?
Having never met any b3tans, you are all like fictional characters to me anyway.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Well this is rather the point.
Most of us are not like our caricatures on here. Except Gonz, obviously.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)

I think Oh Gonz!
would feature Gonz trying to get off with a different woman every week, only for it all to go wrong in some lolarious way.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Me and Cavey as two alternative ladies who can't find love.
Monty would be the next dashing door neighbour. There would be lots of cutting and drink related japery.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

I like this,although not so much the cutting
but Monty as the neighbour works well.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

I'm trying to make it relevent to today's society.

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)

You're including Monty to make it contemporary?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Mostly the cutting.

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

all the kids love Hawkwind

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Mine will play air-guitar to it quite happily.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Pretty sure that is real, not a sit-com.
Stupid subject line doesn't do predictive text, so I'm abandoning it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Hello again boys and girls
Am I too late?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)

hell no
especially if you know where my shoe polish is!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)

I have it here.
Sorry. Did you need it back?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)

just for the front bit of my shoe
but to be honest I'm so bored of shoe polish I might just never wear shoes again
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)

You should fashion your own shoes
from the flayed skin of your enemies.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)

or banana skins
I hear they make good slippers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)

badum
tisch
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Never too late.
How goes?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)

I'm flagging a bit.
Will probably hit the stairs after Mock the Week, and watch Question Time in bed.

You?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)

I should probably get an early night.
busy weekend ahead.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Wagwan, Quixie?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

I have The Boy and am still not fit.
Should be fine, but need to save my strength. I already missed one weekend with him to this virus, I will not loose another.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Massive drugs.
Or lots of rest.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

it's a virus, drugs do nanda.
Actually I'm not too bad, just weak and tire easily, plenty of rest and I'll be fine. I just need to remind myself that even though my brain's wide awake, my body needs an early night.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)

Well, get yourself plenty of rest.
You need your energy to play kick-about, and run about the park.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Will do boss.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:37, Reply)

lol aids

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)