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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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mememememe - but this is quite funnyi just got back from reading (i'm in this volunteer scheme where i go to a school in a disadvantaged area once a week to help a small child with its reading) and my child this year is still a bit young to be able to read very much. so normally i buy her stickers and we draw pictures. this week she wanted me to draw her a giraffe. so i did.
and she then got the green crayon and slowly and laboriously added what can only be described as a giant green hairy cock. i was a bit taken aback. for a start it should have been yellow and brown. then she demanded that i drew another giraffe. a smaller one. SUCKING IT.
it took me longer than it should have done to work out that she had drawn udders. i blame you. all of you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:32,
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It great, much less hard on the knees than horses(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:36,
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the problem is that i can draw quite well at a basic levelbut no more than this. so the kids inevitably think it's fantastic, and take it to show the teacher, who just looks at me with a very special kind of pity.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:42,
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You can draw animal porn quite well at a basic level, you mean(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:53,
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