Egg nog is repulsive
My father's second wife once made about two fucking litres of it the first Christmas she and my father were together. I tried it first and did the polite thing ie lied through my teeth about how lovely it was. Everyone else was honest and said it was vile so for the next three days I kept having glasses of that filth thrust into my hand by my 'new mother'. Lying – don’t do it, kids?

In other news I have an INAPPROPRIATE PRODUCT ALERT from Sainbury’s in North Finchley – for Christmas they are stocking a ‘Glitter pencil case’. I have of course called the Daily Mail.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:34, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Check the lable to see if it was made in Cambodia

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:35, Reply)

+ by 6 year old's.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Do you have nothing to add
on the subject of Prius drivers? Ay? Ay?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:45, Reply)

They are all bent. Every single one of them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I got two emails yesterday
1: 2-4-1 fireworks at sainsburys.
2: 50% off life insurance
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:45, Reply)

cool story bro

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I hadn't realised you led such a lonely existence.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Sometimes I have to slap myself in the face just to remind me I'm alive.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I'm sure others can help here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:57, Reply)