Try warming it in the microwave before putting your wlly in it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:24, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

It's almost bad enough to turn you into a vegetarian.
Almost.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:26, Reply)

It's totally what turned me.
That and the kittums.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

But kittums are vegetables, too.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

no, you mong!
Cats only eat meat, so they can't be vegitarian, and anyway they don't lay eggs. But they do test aftificial sweeteners onn kittums, which is why I can't have them.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:39, Reply)

It's trooo.
People spent years doing research on kittums so that we could understand their language, just so we could find their words for "I say, that's really quite similar in taste to sugar, what?" and THEN we tested all our artificial sweeteners on them.

I take it this is some white cunt's meme that black-and-white cunts don't get?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Don't be stupid, they put elecrodes in there brains.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)

yes. yes they do.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Wait a minute...
Those _weren't_ eggs that the cat laid???
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

bet you regret eating them now.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I believe the phrase is:
"thats the joke"
Not sure why the apostrophe is always missed from it though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:53, Reply)