I'm not keen on sperm
A friend/colleague of mine is one of those people who persistently comes into work hungover, recently he almost cut his finger off while trying to make a sandwich with a large kitchen knife while drunk, and last week he was almost bragging about drink driving, as well as driving without his contacts in.

This weekend he posted on Facebook that he'd been in A&E again with a friend who had cut his hand very badly, again while they were both drunk. Should I tell the little twat to sort his life out and let him know that the NHS isn't his own personal drunken mishap service, or leave it be?

He's 24
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:42, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Let natural selection works its magic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:43, Reply)

normally I would
but it'll be doctors and nurses time that he's using, and suppose he hits someone else with his car?

Another guy I work with is currently doing 3 years for hitting an old lady while speeding
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Do you work for Cunt & Sons, International Cunt Merchants?
I'd get another job if I were you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:46, Reply)

most of my colleagues are great
it's just this one little twat, I think he may be drinking to try to get away from the fact that he's so deep in the closet he's teabagging Mr Tumnus.

The other guy's a nice bloke, made a mistake and is paying for it
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Belting some old trout in the face
really does enhance the buzz of amphetamine, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:47, Reply)

I thought about making this post
but I figured you'd do it better.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:48, Reply)

you must work somewhere really classy.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Work is fine
the twat is a very posh, well-brought up guy, the RTA bloke is one of the MD's Godsons who we're doing a favour as he is genuinely a lovely person
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Posh people are cunts.
Even the Queen.
( girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:56, Reply)

this may well be it
but I suspect his repressed homosexuality may also be the root of some of his problems
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:56, Reply)

You should never repress your sexuality.
As Billy Bragg sang

Sexuality
Young and wild and wet and free

Or words to that effect.
( girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Widen your social circle

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:58, Reply)

e o
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)

A speculum may help with this endeavour.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Half my family are posh cunts so I speak from experience.

( girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)

'Salt of the Earth' types are even more annoying than 'Posh cunts', at least the latter have some pretense at manners and don't eat soup with accompanying slurping sounds

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Chavs are the worst.
With their text speak spelling, addiction to cheap nasty leisurewear and inability to string a sentence together.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:07, Reply)

everyone who isn't me is a cunt

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:12, Reply)

cunt
not really
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:19, Reply)

cunt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:20, Reply)

NO, you cunt
*suspects this should probably end now*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Sort your own life out first eh dr phil

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:43, Reply)

What has this to do with Sperm?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:44, Reply)

everything is to do with sperm

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:45, Reply)

things you simply won't eat or drink, I assume.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:47, Reply)