Phrase it as a question ie
"have you grunted?"
( Kroney, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:39, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

this sort of misses out on the subtlety of the whole thing

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)

"has SOMEONE grunted, because it stinks in here"
this will shame him into corking it in future, without directly accusing him.

TBH it's probably too late now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)

there's only 2 of us in here, dude
hence me not wanting to appear accusatory.

esp as SHE is quiet and very shy!

but clearly farts like a trooper. fucking rank.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I met your criteria.

( Kroney, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)

we both know this is not true
on ANY level
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I'm unexpectedly hot.
Ask anyone.

Also unexpectedly nice, unexpectedly young and unexpectedly non-alternative.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)

You surprise me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)

You're not the only one.

( Kroney, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Keep it non-specific
Along the lines of "Please try to keep your bodily functions out of the office. If you feel you cannot help yourself then please use the toilets, not my office"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Then punch her in the stomach

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)

With a spear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)

zululolz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)

woah. She'll think you're accusing her of curling one out on the desk.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)

This is also unacceptable and should be strongly discouraged.
Honestly, trainee lawyers nowadays eh?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Office lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)