visit rswipes office, then.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:47, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

no thanks
I would be so eclipsed by her radiant beauty that the 'ugly friend' rule would reach maximum effect, she would simultaneously pull every single man on earth in an instant
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:49, Reply)

i quite like this
and if all else fails, we could have a pint.

you should come over to my office anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)

thanks, but I'd rather not smell your assistant's eggy flange

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:09, Reply)

such cruel rejection

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Bit close to the bone badger, I'm sure her personal hygene is excellent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:49, Reply)

haha!
love this
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)

That's probably true.
I reckon Jo Malone do a fine line in labial fragrances.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Pink Orchid is my favourite
followed by Venus Fly trap and Rooney
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Hahahaha!
Look like a cunt, smell like one too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)

That classic twist on the Happy Birthday song

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)

it fucking well is!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)

That's what I said ; )

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)