being a larper, I know some stinky people
one guy was so bad a bunch of people (not including me) grabbed him as he came into the house and sprayed him head to toe in Febreeze. Not sure if he got the message or not.

edit: also, unrelated: anyone got any tips for getting superglue off your fingers?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:51, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'll have the cream of sum yung gai
lol he'll get the message then Cavey
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)

if it turns out it's you
i'm going to be gutted
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I'm quite the catch

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:00, Reply)

cavy said
if she caught you, she'd throw you straight back...

... of course, i told her not to be such a HARSH BITCH.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:02, Reply)

I just assumed he had more growing to do

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I have an enormous penis already thank you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:08, Reply)

lol comedy strikethrough

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:08, Reply)

"enormous" is a very relative term, you know

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:12, Reply)

It normally hides in my folds of flab like that monster thing in star wars
/b3tan male
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)

stop making me so goddam wet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Nail Polish remover

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:54, Reply)

ta!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)

now i have gluey fingers and am covered in acetone

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:02, Reply)

I didn't say it'd work.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:04, Reply)

damn you!
*collapses from fumes*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Cut them off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:57, Reply)

and that's how you ended up looking
like a big log of kebab meat and have to type with a head dobber
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:59, Reply)