It's your lucky day Gonz
I'm in the mood for a cuddle.
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:44, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*Cuts in*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:45, Reply)

GET IN THERE ! Oh man, *looks at train tickets*
Did you see my new couch I'm getting? It's like sitting in a big giant hug. Snuggling up on it would be like, well, I can't even imagine how good that would be, hopefully I'll find out though !

How are you Berk? Is your Relationship Status still listed in one of the more stable catagories?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)

That sounds much like my sofa
which sadly is in storage at the minute and I'm having to put up with the shitty ikea one which comes with the house. I did see the picture of the monstrously ugly one you posted on facebook though.
Let's have a linky?
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:50, Reply)

This one here....
imgur.com/OEq3i.jpg

I sat down on it, and thought "This is way out of my price range, no way could I have a sofa like this. This is the one I want though, it's perfect for me, I love it", but then I saw the price, and it's inside my range, and not only that, but it turns out that that price is for a 2 _and_ 3 seater. It's the only piece of furniture that I've really fallen in love with.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:56, Reply)

£800 for two sofas?
bugger me that's a bargain. It's a nice sofa too, but I have to say I prefer mine :)
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Yup !
They're end of season, I've got no choice in colours but am happy with those ones, they can get as many as I want 'till the end of the year, but then it's all gone for good. I honestly can't wait to be in my new place with all my nice new things that are all mine and I won't any more be struggling greatly every month and living in my OD, as my expesnes are more than halfed.

I also saw the dinning table I want, it's a glass and crome glass 4 seater that extends out to sit 6.

Hah, how comes yours are in storidge? Can't you ask the landlord to take them away and use your nice ones?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:04, Reply)

No, he's nowhere to put them
I managed to dismantle one and put it in the loft - which was a fucking battle, let me tell you - but to be honest as this is a basement bedsit I'm pretty sure I think I'd struggle to get my sofa down the stairs. TB will have it, if and when he ever gets his mortgage sorted.
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:06, Reply)

One of those scams where you give him the sofa, then in the common-law split up, claim you improved the house and therefore are entitled to a percentage?
Niiiiice work, although if it isn't that, I'm totally beating him in this race at the moment, if that helps at all.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Aww, don't be mean
he is having an absolute hellish time getting it sorted and the developers are being complete and utter cunts.

And no, that's not the plan either - do I look like a gold digger?
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Hah, it can be a complete bitch, the whole process, he building his own place? I'm only messin', I'm sure he's a safe enough bloke, even if he is my worst enemy in the whole world ever.
For the lawls: I ain't sayin' yo' a gold digger, but I don't see you with a heaverly pigmented gentleman of minimal wealth and afro-carabien family origan...ermm.....'gger.

Fo' Sho': Nah', not at all, you're quite a proud lass from what I can tell, who sees herself on her own way in life. If you were like that, and I reckon there are a few people who I reckon could possibly be like that, even on here... then I wouldn't have the hots for you ,)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:24, Reply)

I'm a total gold digger, for the record.

( Kroney, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Here, have some pictures I like before it gets a bit too gay.
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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:27, Reply)

The second one has just made me do a proper awwwww.

sadly however I will never be able to get a mortgage on a scientists salary and I don't have any rich relatives. So it's renting for me, for the considerable forseeable future.
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Me too =)
I think it's an extremely rare thing for someone to buy a place without some sort of inheritance (even if it's pre-death). Thing is though with a couple, is that you have the potential for a double income.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Glass tables look great but are bastard to keep clean*
*sensible middle aged post is sensible.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Not keen on the leather bits but it's looks like it's very comfortable.
One of my sisters works in a factory that makes sofas for the big companies. Every few years she's allowed to buy one cheap. I can get one from her factory if I want.
( girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Can I get mate's rates on that if these ones have fallen through?
I'm indifferent to the leather bits, I think the sofa is quite masculine in a lot of ways, if that makes sense, even though I'm not really a very masculine person.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)