I didn't realise you were into that sort of thing, how do you approach someone with that sort of thing, or do you just surprise them?
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:04, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I'm game for most things if asked nicely

NB, i'm pretty sure I couldn't handle being pissed on though. And nothing to do with poo or blood.
(berk, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:07, Reply)

But you're ok with a gallon of spunk?
edit: please
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:09, Reply)

oh, man, I'm genuinely creased up with laughter at this
Well done, NA, you win the internet this time.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:10, Reply)

Whoop!
*celebrates by adding to 'the barrel'*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:12, Reply)

A gallon?
I'm no expert on the subject, but isn't that rather a lot?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:11, Reply)

Well I am an internet housewhale
with asperges and tits
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:13, Reply)

Not for NA and his merry band of bukkake warriors.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:16, Reply)

saving things that are not covered in spunk
by covering them in spunk
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:17, Reply)

Whenenver the signal
of a plasterer's radio is beamed into the night sky...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Poor, poor maid marion

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:20, Reply)

she was unlucky that two of you got
The Gush at the same time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:23, Reply)

"we put ice on his balls, tried to de-stimulate him with a dog carcass, but he just kept on firing in the fuck-juice"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:24, Reply)

DAMN YOU JEFF!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:27, Reply)

*Waves*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:30, Reply)

hi jeff!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:31, Reply)

Evening Ape.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:33, Reply)

my baby wont sleep so i'm holding her
and trying to type one handed...not sure how i'll cook meat balls
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:34, Reply)

Maybe if you put her down she'd sleep, rather than being juggled whilst you cock about on the Internet.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:44, Reply)

a gallon?
christ, I know your wife's not long had a baby and your balls are probably blue but don't you think you're overestimating your capabilities just a little bit there?
(berk, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:15, Reply)

It's not just him, though.
Christ, think of the bukkake capabilities of crack team of b3ta's finest. It'd be like an explosion in the world's biggest icing factory.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:17, Reply)

betty crocker milks them herself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:22, Reply)

Oh man, do you have _any_ downsides to you at all?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:29, Reply)