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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Those over 35 who realise they can't wear t-shirts and jeans anymore?

(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:15, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
fuck that
i'll wear jeans til i'm 135 if i feel like it.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:16, Reply)
+kg

(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Ha ha. Nicely done.

(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)
The rules are different for girls
But a different set applies for fat girls too.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:17, Reply)
what about girls who are skinny on the bottom half
you know, where the jeans go?

or huge on the bottom half, but skinny on the top?
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I knew a girl who had a small upper half, and a massive lower half
It was mental.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)
That was a wheelchair.

(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Looked more like elephantiasis

(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)
That's why she doesn't wear leggings.

(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)
nah, my legs are genuinely in pretty good shape (well, it's all relative)
they don't look bad in leggings. it's finding something to wear over the top. THAT is the issue.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)
That and your age

(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)
i am nowhere near 35!
in a younger sense. not an older one.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)
You were 14 in 1992 though?

(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Don't point out her inconsistancies
she'll say that you fancy her really.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)
...which would make her 33 now.
unless time behaves differently for female lawyers.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)
It might do.
It certainly costs more, at least.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)
And 33 is "nowhere near 35"?

(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)
ah, sorry, I wasn't backing either of you up
I was just proving that I can still do sums at this time on a wednesday.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)
S'ok, I'm not really sure where I'm going with this anyway
and this sub-thread has reached the limit of my screen making it quite hard to follow.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)
you are utterly on IGNORE

(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

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