i read somewhere recently
that people over the age of 30 should not wear slogans on their clothes. what would your slogan be?

also, i nearly lost my lunch (falafel wrap and lentil salad, since you ask) when the couple in front of me in the queue to pay insisted on eating theirs off one another's tonsils. are public displays like that ever acceptable? or should it all take place in the dark behind closed, locked doors??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:56, 218 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

"Fuck off"
Alt: When they're like that, yes. I think they're vile. However, holding hands, a little peck, etc is fine.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:59, Reply)

you're as charming as this guy i saw on the tube the other night, whose t-shirt said:
"you read this whilst i look at your tits"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I wouldn't wear it, I'd sell it to rebellious teenagers who'd think they were 'edgy' for wearing it
I'd make a fucking fortune.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:12, Reply)

isn't your 'I fuck cripples t-shirt' quite "edgy"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:21, Reply)

"Swallow, you crippled bitch"
Could be classed as such, but I wore that because it amused me, not to be edgy. I don't wear it out of the house anymore really, simply because the only time I wore it out near mine, someone in a wheelchair came into the pub.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:25, Reply)

^this
Small displays of affection are nice to see, (even though I'm totally jellus).

I like telling people I'm off the internet so one bearing that slogan would be cool.
( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)

not allowed
especially when I'm single
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:04, Reply)

This lorry full of tortoises has just collided with a van full of terrapins
It's a turtle disaster!
(Dad Joke, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:01, Reply)

hoorah
another sockpuppet. hilarious news for everyone.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)

That one must be Truth Fairy?
It has the ring of pun around it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I clicked I like this on it, but no, not me

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I quite like this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)

there's a reason why there's no button for that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Actually I only QUITE like it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I'm well under 30, so don't need to worry
everybody does that when they're young and in a new relationship, don't they?

Just be glad to know that in 6 months they'll hate each other
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)

My slogan would be my current sig.
Small amounts of gentle affection in public are perfectly respectable.

It should be legal to use fire extinguishers on those eating each other & groping.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I can't think of a slogan, so I'll go for one of those tshirts with handprints over my tits.
I don't mind people snogging in public. I suspect caring about that sort of thing would make a hypocrit out of most people.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:04, Reply)

being naughty in a public place CAN be hot (depending on the place etc)
but slobbering over each other is NOT!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I don't really have any problems doing either
so I'm not going to judge other people for it.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I'm not sure what my slogan would be
Alt: I'm not that bothered about it. It's a bit disgusting to look at, but I wouldn't shout at them or anything.
Lunch is hot chocolate
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Oooh, my slogan would be She-Brew
with a big picture of She-Ra on the front wearing a skullcap and brandishing the Torah
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)

is it Wrong
that i really want this, all of a sudden?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)

depends, are you over 30?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)

urgh
and i was getting so fond of you, too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:27, Reply)

we can no longer be friends

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I think there are many reasons why you shouldn't be friends
that are far more important than the fact that she's old and starting to sag a bit.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:40, Reply)

so how long have you held a hardon for rachelswipe?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)

i don't know why he thinks i am "starting" to sag a bit
show me where i ever claimed to be pert.

but to answer your question, about 5 years i think. it just feels like 50.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:58, Reply)

you ought to shag the rage out of him
make him feel like a man
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:59, Reply)

you're alright there
thanks for the suggestion, though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)

My slogan would be
'comedy t-shirts are for cunts'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)

and on the back
'and so is Tampax'
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I think I've told this before,
but a few years ago I saw one of the hottest women I've ever seen walking down Charring Cross Road in a T-Shirt that read 'Bukkake Ruined My Carpet'.

I can't imagine why that stuck so firmly in my memory.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:17, Reply)

One for Monty.
www.candyfusion.com/facebook-tshirt-p-1590.html
( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I feel the same about brand names.
I have a T-shirt that says "I still Hate Thatcher", does this count?

It's very popular, it's the only item of clothing I own that get's me nods, smiles and comments almost every time I wear it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:18, Reply)

'Grow up'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:20, Reply)

'Let It Go'

( Kroney, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I don't want to I miss the old witch.
it reminds me of a time when we had proper politicians, some were proper good and some were proper evil, not this current wishy washy bunch of clones. it getts less and less worth voting every year.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I can't disagree with you there.
But regarding Thatcher, I don't see how her not doing what she did would have made it better for the country. She certainly made things pretty awful for a section of society but you can argue that it rescued the country as a whole.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:38, Reply)

There is absolutley no way she could have done anything differently.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:40, Reply)

There doesn't seem much point in continuing to whinge about it
twenty five years later, anyway.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Quite
And those moaning scousers should shut the fuck up and get over themselves too.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Come off it she was only a miner bother

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Sing-a-long everybody
"What shall we do with the redundant miner?
What shall we do with the redundant miner?
What shall we do with the redundant miner? Early in the morning..."
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Hooray, it's up the dole queue!
Hooray, it's up the dole queue!
Hooray, it's up the dole queue! At what? TWO IN THE AFTERNOON? You're having a fucking laugh aren't you? I'm normally still in bed at that time!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Ha!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Oh for fucks' sake, I'll get you a fucking pint of milk, GET OVER IT.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:27, Reply)

well i think it's cool
but i'm a stinking hippy trade union member
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Yay!
The only person who's respect matters to me ha s spoken.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:35, Reply)

only?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I think it's because you're the only one who agrees with him

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:44, Reply)

fickle

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:45, Reply)

in this subthread.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)

I'm ashamed to say that I used to have one that said
"Hopeless Romantic: Seeks Filthy Whore"

But I'm going to play the 'I was permanently drunk' card again on that one, I think.

And it's better than the one bought for me that I never did wear that said 'Lost my hair, kept my massive cock'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:24, Reply)

"Not quite as fabulous as you think"
Alt: Depends how hot they are. And if both of them are female.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I find when I see PDAs like that on the tube, it's normally mongs.
I mean, litterally, mongs, two people with down syndrome or something like that. They're allowed, and 13 year olds are allowed, but no one else. And in a fucking resturant queue? What's going through their head "Oh my darling, oh my love, oh the sunshine of my life. Here I stand at the medertrainian take away, and I'm over come with lust and I must have you right this moment."

It's alright a little bit at the pictures, naturally at home or in the back of a cab is OK too. I guess clubbing/bar people can get away with it (not pubs), but anywhere else and it's a fucking mong activity.

In the middle of the queue for a fucking sandwich though, you should have stabbed them between the ribs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:27, Reply)

i only had a plastic fork
or i would have done :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I'd have still had a go.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Next time that happens, say "I see now why you never called me back" and just walk away.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Quick question for you Gonz
I'm going to attempt home made southern fried chicken goujons tonight. For the coating, I'm going to use plain flour & breadcrumbs for a start, then I'm adding smoked paprika, black pepper (or maybe red, I haven't decided yet), a little turmeric, chilli powder and maybe one or two other spices.

I'm just wondering, should I mix the spices in with the breadcrumbs or the flour? I'll be coating the chicken in flour, then egg, then breadcrumbs.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:44, Reply)

You are too far north for this to work

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Breadcrumbs
Also you can shallow fry them until they colour then bake for a slightly healthier meal
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Ahh, sounds like a good idea
How long should I look at oven cooking them? They're only going to be spindly pieces of chicken.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)

You don't Southern fry anything in breadcrumbs
Egg - Seasoned Flour - Egg - Seasoned Flour.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I do have an "I'm Not Dead Yet" t-shirt.
Generally, though, slogan t-shirts are bollocks.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I've got one which has served me well that says "WILL FUCK FOR COKE"
I say it served me well, a girl bought me a coke once while I was wearing it.

I am 100% convinced she was not winding me up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Actually, I might try "Will work for cash".

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:33, Reply)

cash coal and some out of date roll mops
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I like the "Get Fish or Die Tryin'" T-shirt I saw on teh Daily Mash site.
It had a picture of an otter on it.

I also like my "I have no interest in your worthless and ill informed opinions" shirt, but I feel a bit rude wearing it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I'd pay money to watch Paxman on Newsnight wearing that T-shirt.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I'd pay money to see Paxman eating Paxo whilst playing Pacman on Newsnight

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:42, Reply)

While talking to the taxman?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I was about to go for 'while interviewing Pacco Rabanne'

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Aw that's lax, man

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)

While doing Dragnet impersinations.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

A friend of mine got one via the Mash site
Had a picture of Evel Knievel on it. Slogan; "Compared to him, we're ALL gay"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I got my brother the rather splendid
"Life is not a popularity contest"
"oh wait ... yes it is"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

"A* credit rating, bitches!"
(only because i just found that out)

or

"I am not Blonde, OK?"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I want one of these t-shirts

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:33, Reply)

That colour just makes me think it looks like the world's most inappropriate space-hopper.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:42, Reply)

On Battered it probably would look just like that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:45, Reply)

This is true.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:46, Reply)

My pal Yeti told me last night
that his friend's 15-year-olf daughter refers to the TV remote control as the 'RaoulMoat' as in 'pass the RaoulMoat, dad'. I like this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:44, Reply)

*looks down at chest* 'Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Fuhrer'
Re public displays of affection. Within reason I am not unduly bothered by this - unless of course the people doing it look common in which case they should be gassed like badgers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:39, Reply)

it's the only way they'll learn

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:41, Reply)

You could do a tour t-shirt
The back could be printed with

Auschwitz
Belsen
Buchenwald
Dachau
Falstad
hinsert
Kaiserwald
Soldau
Westerbork

etc.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I think he's already got that one

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Over 30? Definitely not.
AA is still a yoot and he gets abuse for his funny T-shirts.
Over 35 and you might consider not wearing t-shirts at all anymore. Possibly jeans too.
Snogging in public is fine if you are still at school, but you should still expect your friends to take the piss.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Over 35 you say?
Shiiiiit.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I was thinking that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I didn't mean you two, obviously

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:46, Reply)

too late.
This has made me feel worse than the response to 'Cheggers can't be boozers' did.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I clicked heartily on that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

^ this ^
Damn.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I should add that, despite this applying to me
I do still wear jeans and t-shirts, but this is fine because I look much younger. OK?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Apparently I'm 'ageless'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

you want more naked old people wandering our streets?
you're sick
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)

More?
How many do you currently have round your way?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)

they're everywhere, man
they're like massive, creasy locusts
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Old people are revolting
and shouldn't really be allowed out. Dressed appropriately or otherwise.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I'm all for euthanasia

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Unrelated in any way;
I saw a picture of Colonel Gadaffi's son in the paper last night - he looked exactly like Tommy Chong.

The end.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Who is Tommy chong?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Oh for God's sake.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)

He seems to have been in 'That '70's show' brilliant

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Which one? The one that's dead or the other one?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Tommy Chong:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)

who?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)

oh cheech and chong, yeah I've heard of them

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)

OK, so who is Tommy Chong?

( Kroney, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)

The one who isn't Cheech
Hope this helps
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Yeah, not really.
But thanks for trying.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I have never seen Cheech and Chong and have no idea what it's about
I'm going to guess Californian police bikers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

You've led a sheltered life haven't you.

( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Well, he sleeps in a night shelter if that's what you mean.
He goes there to fuck tramps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:58, Reply)

This subthread must be a massive disappointment to you.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I am distraught.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Fucking excellent shout boyce

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Mutassin Gaddafi:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I CAN'T SEE PICTURES

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Just imagine a person who looks like Tommy Chong or Mutassin Gaddafi.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Never mind comedy t-shirts.
What about comedy trousers.

www.asos.com/ASOS/ASOS-Drop-Crotch-Gusset-Trouser/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=1744959&cid=6993&sh=0&pge=1&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Brown
( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)

look, when you are old and need to wear and adult nappy, these will come in very useful!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)

hideous
reminds me of a guy I saw the other day though, looked like a drama teacher. He was wearing skin tight, bright purple trousers, he looked like the Hulk's camp older brother.

and he was snogging an attractive girl at least 20 years younger than he was *bowk*
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Ahh, so you've met Crow then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:59, Reply)

HAHA!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Oh FFS.
WHY?

*despairs for the future of humanity*
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

This shit is precisely what is going wrong with this planet
*goes back to reading Daily Mail*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:58, Reply)

If you want comedy trousers.
Or in fact comedy just about everything, take a look at oki-ni.com
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Oh God I get their email shots.
Bent Japanese trendy cock-ends.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Bant?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)

No, 'bent'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:06, Reply)

I saw nothing. NOTHING.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Cheque's in the post*


*warning: will bounce
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:12, Reply)

You really need to get rid of that rubber cheque book.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Some (read: very few) things they have are decent.
And are bare cheap in the sales. However I do not have the time or inclination to wade through the mounds of mental shite on there to find them.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Ah, I see you've gone for the signature approach
well played, there. Really well played.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Oh Woe is Me! WOE IS ME!
Now I know how really really sad people who have had terrible things happen to them must feel.

Kristine can't come and meet me in New York anymore as her car isn't working properly and it's a really, really long drive from Virginia.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Most. Transparent. Lie. Ever.
She took one look at your bent beard and decided gobbling off her dog would be preferable to being seen in public with you.

Hope this helps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

she's probably busy doing her food shopping

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Her hair simply will. not. dry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

It's almost as if, just when it might be starting to get dry
she ends up spraying it with the shower hose again.

I can't understand it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Some people just live for the wet hair, Al.
Let it go, man.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)

He has let his hair go.
Far far away.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:06, Reply)

*same joke fives*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Oh man, I can't believe I let such a personal bit of information loose on the internet and you're all mocking me mercilously for it.
I can't understand anyone who would do that.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)

probably the kind of cunt that gets their suits altered by a tailor, I'll wager.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)

I reckon you might be onto something there.
I reckon, next time I'm at a bash, I'm going to look out for the people wearing cheap looking shiny suits that seem to fit really well and avoid them.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)

who would wear a suit to a bash?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Probably the sort of mean spirited person who would mock someone for going a bit thin on top.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)

what a vile subhuman being

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Yeah I know, but when you actually Monty, he's kind of fun.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Is Monty a verb now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:21, Reply)

as in
fancy heading out tonight for some Montying?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I think I'll leave that alone
it's more amusing as a typo.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Those over 35 who realise they can't wear t-shirts and jeans anymore?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)

fuck that
i'll wear jeans til i'm 135 if i feel like it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:16, Reply)

+kg

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Ha ha. Nicely done.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)

The rules are different for girls
But a different set applies for fat girls too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:17, Reply)

what about girls who are skinny on the bottom half
you know, where the jeans go?

or huge on the bottom half, but skinny on the top?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I knew a girl who had a small upper half, and a massive lower half
It was mental.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)

That was a wheelchair.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Looked more like elephantiasis

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)

That's why she doesn't wear leggings.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)

nah, my legs are genuinely in pretty good shape (well, it's all relative)
they don't look bad in leggings. it's finding something to wear over the top. THAT is the issue.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)

That and your age

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)

i am nowhere near 35!
in a younger sense. not an older one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)

You were 14 in 1992 though?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Don't point out her inconsistancies
she'll say that you fancy her really.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

...which would make her 33 now.
unless time behaves differently for female lawyers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

It might do.
It certainly costs more, at least.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)

And 33 is "nowhere near 35"?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

ah, sorry, I wasn't backing either of you up
I was just proving that I can still do sums at this time on a wednesday.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)

S'ok, I'm not really sure where I'm going with this anyway
and this sub-thread has reached the limit of my screen making it quite hard to follow.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

you are utterly on IGNORE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

an excellent maxim for life.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)

He IS letting his hair go, Mighters.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Nah she can't even be bothered to do that. She's staying in.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Go down and see her.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)

No, it's a really long way.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

But she was willing to travel it to see you.
Does she mean less to you than you do to her?
( Kroney, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:04, Reply)

No Kroney, you're missing the point, she isn't willing to travel that far to see me
because her car isn't working properly and she reckons it'll cost about 100 dollars and take about 5 hours. This is a perfectly reasonable excuse in my book.

I won't have a car at all.

Now, is there anything else you would like explaining?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)

and she only had to pour half a pound of sugar into it
to stop it working, too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Yes, he'd like to know who Tommy Chong is, please.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:11, Reply)

I flew about that distance once. Took less than 45 minutes from terminal to terminal
didn't cost much, either. You wouldn't need a car for that. In fact it's actively discouraged. They don't fit in the overhead bins, you see.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:11, Reply)

HAHA

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Speaking of Gadaffi's sons and all thing Gadaffi like,
This guy ordered thousands and thousands of people to be murdered, many of them unarmed and not even protesting.

So, while I don't think it's great that the people that captured him beat the shit out of him and murdered him, I can't say I necessarily blame them, and I'm certainly not surprised that it happened, because what could a court hearing really do to bring justice for someone who's crimes are that horrific?

Do you think that Libya can move past this incident of instant justice and come out with a reasonable society, or is it fucked?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)

It will take years for Libya to stabilise, as it has in other countries in the region

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I blame the weather.
People who live in hot climates can't think straight.
( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Plus it gives them all dark skin
and we know that makes them criminals.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)

demons in the sack though

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:21, Reply)

An Audience with Jasper Carrot

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Personally I find it very difficult,
nay, impossible, to stay angry with someone who looks so very much like Tommy Chong.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Who?

( Kroney, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Monty, he's dead.
He was shot by the "rebels"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)

They fucking hate "stoner" comedies in Libya.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)

That's why
'Harold and Kumar go to Tripoli' was cancelled.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I was Sirte-n it would be made as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I'm looking forward to the christmas film

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Misrata and Wine?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

"two sharp ones, two large flat ones and a bag of gravel"

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)

As long as a muslamic extremism government doesn't get in using their muslamic ray guns

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Are you Bear Pookie?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL1jDcAHkc8
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I've not seen that before.
That's very funny.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Is bear pookie a bit anti muslamic?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

How dare you? Some of his best friends are black!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Yeah but it's ok because they are Lutherans

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Badoom Tish!
I fucking like this comment.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Changing the subject,
but I just saw something Gonz said - that if you ask a Chugger to walk with you while you talk about their cause, they'll usually say yes. Has anyone tested yet?

Because if it's true, I think I'm going to make it my mission to get one of those fuckers from under the rail bridge at Waterloo all the way to Embankment with me.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)

"MY MOTHER DIED OF CANCER AND YOU DID FUCK ALL TO HELP HER"
this will scare them off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Seems a bit harsh to say that to the PDSA woman...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)

MY MOTHER DIED OF CATS AND YOU DID FUCK ALL TO HELP HER

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)

was it cat AIDS?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)

just CATS.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Andrew Lloyd Webber does make me want to kill myself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

That's the beauty
'Excuse me have you got a minute to talk about the famine in Ethiopia?'

'MY MOTHER DIED OF CANCER AND YOU DID FUCK ALL ABOUT THAT!'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)