the problem is that guys like the one last night
only make me realise how clever and funny and sweet and hot the six-pack is!

even though i know he's also colossally fucked-up.

why do girls like the fucked-up ones? why?! is it because we think we can cure them?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:16, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

He's also a total bender.
And a bit foreign. And has a 'nipple ring'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)

there is some truth in what you say
i should cancel sunday, shouldn't i.

doom.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Yes definitely.
Watching you sabotage yourself is brilliant.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:23, Reply)

i'd probably think that too
if plastering a fence was the highlight of my weekend
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Is that some sort of legalese slang?
Because it doesn't make any sense.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:28, Reply)

You'd need a hell of a lot of PVA.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:28, Reply)

ask your sister
she'll explain it in words of one syllable.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Hang on, I think i've got it
it's what your boyfriend, sorry, ex boyfriend, says when he is going out to shoot hot spunk all over another mans face. He refers to them as "fences" because he pays them money to "fence" his spunk. He doesn't consider that to be sexual or he'd have to admit to being gay, so he reserves the word "hooker" for women who he pays so he can sit in the corner of their room and cry at not actually wanting to stick his willy in them.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:34, Reply)

no...
... that wasn't it.

try again, suburbia-boy.

although irritatingly, it was quite funny.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Really? Surburbia boy is the best you can do?
I don't even live in the suburbs.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:52, Reply)

You know I'm your friend, right?

( Kroney, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:55, Reply)

fucked-up GAY
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:20, Reply)

OR
fucked-up + THE ARSEHOLE BY MARINERS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:24, Reply)

it's mean
but it's funny
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Buggered if I know : (
My relationship history speaks for itself.
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:20, Reply)