that's awful, i know she was a racist and that
but she was a mother and she died far too young
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:12, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Would anyone have given a shit if she was run over?
I doubt it. So why everyone was crying and wringing their hands over her death is a fucking mystery to me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I didn't see anyone crying, cept maybe her family on the news
I wasn't a fan, but a mum dying before her 30th birthday isn't a reason to celebrate anything

also, i think that the slow, cancerous death is more harrowing than a quick hit and run
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)

It's nothing to celebrate, but nothing to care about either.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)

true, i din't care neither
but going 'haha, she deed' is a bit cunty

what if that had been your relative?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)

If I was related to that hideous cretin I would kill myself in shame.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)

I dount that, you'r being a bit melodramatic there

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)

The fact that my Mum is dead is sort of a running joke round here.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)

haha, you're mum's dead!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)

What a cunt. Fuck sake Adam.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)

yet again, gentlemen, that is TEXTBOOK.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Adam is ignoring me now :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Oh man UNLUCKY

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:30, Reply)

GUTTED

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:33, Reply)

That's bang out of order.
You say sorry RIGHT NOW
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)

sorry your mum's dead, I'm sure she's reading b3ta up in valhalla
vigorously frotting herself over mongychop's's scat porn
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I'm pretty sure Monty's mum wouldn't be into Mongy's kind of porn.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)

it wasn't his mum taht died
it was that guy with the single dad
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Yes it is. Don't be such a bender.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)

and what if it had been your mum/friend/partner?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)

i could do with a second trainee
i have some research about once-and-for-all versus continuing breaches that needs carrying out. do you want to pop over?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)

what line of work are you in and what's the pay?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)

i'm a lawyer
i earn £1,000,000 a year.

i might give my trainee £1.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)

He's a fully trained teaboy you know.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)

£

although I'm not sure it's worth the effort. It's a bit convoluted.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)

i like it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)

urgh
i don't do girls.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)

They've got front bottoms you know

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I once nearly got FOUR fingers up there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:31, Reply)

what are you, a kitkat?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:35, Reply)

not much good to me mate, I'm a tree surgeon

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:24, Reply)

He's used to dealing with dead wood.
hahahahahaha yeah.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Knock knock

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:26, Reply)

whose there?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)

KNOCK KNOCK

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)

WHOSE THERE?
Oh wait, I mean knock knock who?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:30, Reply)

:( ruined now

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Are you suggesting I'd have Jade fucking Goody as a partner?
Or that I might in any way be related to such a ghastly prole?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)

If you took her home to meet the parents.... where did you dig her up?
LOLOLOLOL ROFL.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Hahaa

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:44, Reply)

She was a mongol and well you know it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)

but still, wouldn't wish cancer on anyone

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)

I would - in fact I do this quite regularly.
The person I did that to was Mo Mowlam.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)

what go around come around, kid

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Talking about cancer gives you cancer?
Are you a simpleton from the Middle Ages?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I'm a great believer in karma
if you keep putting bad things out there, bad things will happen to you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Please show your workings.
Also inaccurate, look at Jeremy Kyle. He should have been arse raped by a gang of neds by your thinking.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Why?
There's not a single shred of evidence pointing to the existence of karma.

I put it to you that such notions are total codswallop dreamt up by simple-minded people desperately trying to make themselves feel better about life's injustices.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Better to think life is unfair, otherwise folks'd deserve all the shit that happened to them.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Ah yes.
Wasn't it legendary deep thinker and philosopher 'Glenn Hoddle' who once said that spastics must have done something to deserve their plight? Charming fellow and ENTIRELY CORRECT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Yeah
those kids who die of hideous illnesses before they have even learnt to speak must be right fucking cunts in the months they're alive.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:41, Reply)

PS quoting Cypress Hill lyrics is the preserve of teenage masturbators from the mid-90s.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Indeed. It makes cops come and try to snatch your crops, I've heard.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Hahahaha
I saw them once. They were dismal - and actually I don't mind one or two of their records.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Except her.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)