Blimey.
We have OT and /talkers getting on. All it took was for Legless to bring balance to the force.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:58, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

CHEESE

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Cheers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Did you e-mail me those amendments you made to your presentation?
If you did, I'll check my mail.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)

No, I didn't. You want to see the final version?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Yeap.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Done.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Look good.
Although the last point on the final slide, 'conclusions' could be a bit clearer, maybe capitalise 'Pension' or add another space after the hypen.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)

I just have to deliver the fucker now.
The interview guide says 30 minutes going through my CV, skills & experience (which is fine- I used to work there), 45 minutes for the presentation (including Qs & As) then 15 minutes on any questions I have.

With 14 slides, I can easily do two to three minutes talking and then field questions.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)

You'll be fine.
You've done ample prep, you know the industry and you know your C.V and the questions you're likely to be asked.

Just make sure you polish your shoes and wear a tie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)

I for one welcome our new /talk overlords
*waves cheerily to Janet and Mark*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)

which one is mark?
Janet is easy to spot, looks like the wrong end of an Afghan Hound.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)

the zombie shoes guy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:13, Reply)

mumps

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)

I should explain.
My user name is mark morrisons prison shoes, the zombie part is my halloween name. Most folks shorten it to mmps, mumps or shut up you stupid cunt.

Also, Rocket Surgeon is really Acid Kewpie, or kewpie if you prefer.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

shut up you stupid cunt
also applies to me.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)

But not to me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Thank you. this makes sense of a couple of things.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)

see, I'm not "really Acid Kewpie" at all
I never posted here with that name and even /talk would forget me within a week or so...
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

You're on Mike's list.
WE NEVA FORGET. KEWPIE 4EVA
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)

www.linuxquestions.org/questions/user/acid_kewpie-2956/
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:34, Reply)

I'm not fucking falling for that again.
NEVER click on one of your links.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:37, Reply)

BOKKO!
or something.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)

TRIFLE!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:40, Reply)

hold me.
never let me go.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:41, Reply)

God damn it Delores. MAN UP!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:44, Reply)

I wish I could mate, I really wish I could.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)

I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
OooOOOoo Saucy *minces*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:49, Reply)

how was that (apparently i think) about bum fun?
Don't you know a desperate cry for help when you see one?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Yes but I'm not your fucking careworker.
08457 90 90 90
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:54, Reply)

0891 50 50 50
much more fun.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)

It rings some bells with me at least.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:31, Reply)

that's cos it was an AWESOME name
that is cripplingly embarrassing to say to anyone IRL!
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)

don't you have some ugly ginger children to check on?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

no, she won't start screaming until about midnight I expect.
go nuts...
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Put her out in the garden then.
Fucking hell, call yourself a parent.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)

reminded of Harry Enfield...
Wayne: Doctor, Our daughter Frogmella has got a horrible cough
Frogmella: cough cough cough
Doctor: Oh, i shouldn't worry about it, it's very common for babies to get coughs
Waynetta: yeah, but it's put her right off her fags.

ba dum tish.

in other news, we are hoping a new bed might fix her: www.thuka.co.uk/shop/catalog/maxi/midsleepers/Thuka_Maxi_9_White_Wash_Only_271_64.html
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Get her a cage, if she's only small you could probably get one from a pet shop.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:31, Reply)

oh totally
not up to my hip yet, not by a long shot.

My parents have a spare one since their other dog died too, still has the water bowl attachment and tartan mat
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Get in! Saved yourself a few quid.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)

What ho Rocky, how's life?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)

shit, careful what you ask or i'll answer.
I think I only found out yesterday that Quixote is actually pronounced Quixote. and not "Key oh tea" after all... wtf?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)

answer what you like
and it's more tay than tea, as I pronounce it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)

you apparently pronounced it totally fucking wrong

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)

It being my name, I think you'll find I can choose my own pronunciation.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)

fucking Muricans ruining our language and all that

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:33, Reply)

that they are.
I'm not one though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Rob likes to herd us into pens, for when he does feeding.
OT and QOTW are like fluffly fresh veal steaks.
/board is quite gamey.
/talk is like bitter old mutton
no-one gives a fuck about /links.
Awww, poor /links :'(

No-one leaves b3ta. WE GET EATEN BY THE GINGER COMMANDER!!111!!!11!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:28, Reply)

And that was supposed to be down there.
Fuck, I'm such a noob.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)

stupid cunt

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:37, Reply)

Hello yes?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:38, Reply)

is it me your looking for?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)

I seriously doubt it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)

They'll slap back into the wall of /talk
They could be good. But they won't.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:13, Reply)

why not come and try it over there?
it's like the video of pipes of peace today, as we all put our differences aside and unite in the face of legless' twattery.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

how honoured do you feel to have had most of this all based around you?
honoured smug
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

apart from legless going postal, none of this is owt to do with me.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

seems like the best bit of it all to me.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)

You are TROUBLE Janet.
The hideous trolling of QOTW caused legless to be legless. How fucking dare you.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:36, Reply)

and now you guys come over here to finish the job.
*sobs*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Good God no.
We're the equivalent of /talk dads army.
The don't like it up em! they fucking love it.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)

so, does that mean your the nice ones?
Or the old ones?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)

We are. THE DULL SQUAD!
*plays steptoe and son theme tune*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:45, Reply)

You'd fit right in here then.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:46, Reply)

By tomorrow you'll all be BEGGING to have me removed.
I imagine some may poke their eyes out with forks and that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:48, Reply)

You reckon?
Don't bet on it, we could do with some new blod and the current crop of noobs are shit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)

OT NEEDS MOAR BLODS

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)

also cips.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:52, Reply)

/talk is the same, hell the whole of b3ta is the same.
Like a horror film where we're all stood in a ballroom, covered in cobwebs and shuffling around bored to tears. As soon as someone new comes in we all stop, stare and shuffle forwards with a manic look in our eyes. "One of us, one of us." we quietly chant.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Time to jump ship and come over here then.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:57, Reply)

I may well nip in here a bit now. Never really bothered much with OT.
It's such a pain in the arse to get to on the site.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:59, Reply)

This at least is true, I keep it as a favourite.
bored bored bored.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Bored? Why not have a wank!
/The British Onanism Board.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Gaz me cock pics and I'll do my best.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:10, Reply)

I'll see what I can do but this camera don't have a great zoom facility.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:11, Reply)

i love the bit where he hits the wrong chandelier!!
and the old man goes down the hill in the bath tub!
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)

WHAT is your name?
Don't tell him pike!

hahahahahaha
yeah.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)

It won't last, it never does.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

I do occasionally, but I can't get over the thread structure
also the Cunt Quotient seems higher (present company excepted) and I'm a sensitive soul.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)

I never understand why the boards all work differently
wtf isn't it a common code base?

There are no hotkeys here are there?? PFfft gay!
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)

For the same reason London isn't built on a grid patern, history.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

bullshit
there is no history on the internet, next you'll say there's some sort of machine to take you way back to old sites and crap like that.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)

some kind of Way way back machine....

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:28, Reply)

made of whey

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)

and woo.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:33, Reply)

I'm a slow, dozy, regular geezer.
I can just about cope with the occasional evening on O/T.

And I do a lot of things that don't involve being on-line.

I'm not qualified, but thanks for asking.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Don't put yourself down TD, we wuv you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)

That was bigging myself up!
Been for a ten mile walk with the dogs today. In the real outside and that.

That's a normal day for me. How many of our fellow contribitutors understand that this is, for leaf colour, the best year since 2002?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Oh, I like doggies, watcha got?
I live in lahndin, we don't do leafs.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Two Flat Coats
The other problem with the Manchester event is that they're in a drag-hunt on Sunday - 10.30 start.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Nice, I had a labradoodle, he was/is loverly
silly name, good breed for a family dog.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:44, Reply)

They're very nice dogs
Obviously owning a pair of pedigree dogs I look down a little bit...

Do you notice, however, that at the very mention of "outside" and "dogs" and "leaves" the /talk quotient fade away?

Tab and bed, I think. Won't be here tomorrow so enjoy your Northern bash, eh?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)

I threw my dog in a half dried up reservoir yesterday
so there.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:53, Reply)

I prolly won't either, I'll be on the train
Have a good weekend.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:53, Reply)