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What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband/gf/bf/inflatable goat when they have pissed you off, you want some sort of revenge, nothing too nasty, but don't want an argument?

Singletons & shut-ins - how do you invoke revenge on those who smirk at your ready meals for one?

Alt: What's for supper?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:59, 42 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

by threadstomping their ass!
stupid couples and there stupid 'companionship' and 'love' who are they fooling, eh? Fuck you I'll eat a whole 2 person pudding to myself*, bitches

*cause and effect?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:03, Reply)

i just put a teaspoon of Marmite at the bottom of her cuppa when i make it.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:03, Reply)

I like this. Unfortunately my wife will eat & drink pretty much anything without complaint.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:10, Reply)

ah, so you are looking for suggestions?
what's pissed you off?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Nothing specific. We are just being irritable with each other. New baby and all that I guess.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:22, Reply)

you need more sleep?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Nah. It's not sleep, she still has pregnancy hormones & is being a little bit irrationale as a result.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:35, Reply)

You evil bastard.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:20, Reply)

i try.
if you do it carefully it doesn't mix in until the last 1/4 cup
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Pure evil.
You're worse than a million hitlers.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:24, Reply)

this

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:25, Reply)

A mega-hitler!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I man up and get over it.
Winds them up something rotten.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Haha, this.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:14, Reply)

I know better than to tangle with the partner.
She'd bust me like a pretty boy in prison.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Rumours of your stepping appear to be greatly exaggerated

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Adam is a fail. If there were mods I'm afraid it would be him getting stepped.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:24, Reply)

It can't be Adam, I can't for one moment accept he might be slightly amusing on the internet.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:28, Reply)

I reckon FreeFair.
There was a reference to going back to school next week earlier today. Also the constant 'no bullying' comments.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:02, Reply)

If it is FreeFair he's more switched-on than I gave him credit for.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Alt- Pizza for tea!
Looks like it all blew up while i was away. What went on, breifly?
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)

qotw meant racists did some racisting
so rob said "hey, too much, guys!" pulled the question, then set a new one and people posted rude things so he opened the old one again.

Oh and in between Legless whinged about something and everyone monkey-piled him and fucked him in the ass
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Thanks for filling me in.
Ninja- Oooh err matron!
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:21, Reply)

ALSO I GOT LOLARIOUSLY STEPPED

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:22, Reply)

did you?
awww :( were you the git who posted tubgirl?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Nah BraynDedd did

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Nah that was BDedd, rob has him on ignore or some crap so probably didn't see it
Everyone can send their gazzez of support and how much they've missed me now, it was like the incarceration of Carlos the Jackel, but for a day only
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:26, Reply)

well, we erm
totally missed you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:27, Reply)

I know, thanks for the umm 'pictures'
I know it's halloween, but still your gash could probably do with a trim
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:30, Reply)

like you're in a position to be picky
that wrinkly cocktail sausage picture you sent in response was barely exciting
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Soz, it's all I've got to work with here.
I'd send porn star wood, but that would just be lying on the internet and I can't do that.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:34, Reply)

What was the real reason?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:32, Reply)

I took rob up on his kind offer
www.b3ta.com/talk/7360005
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:36, Reply)

I saw that at the time - didn't realise he would take you up on it.
He certainly wobbled yesterday - didn't know how to handle any of it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Move everything around in the drawers
doesn't bother me, does most people.

I cry. That'll show them.

Alt: The diet can fuck right off tonight. Cocktail sausages and dorito dip while watching Bridezillas
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Oh god, I've started putting ten chilli frankfurters in a cup and nuking them for three minutes, then getting out a selection of dips and sauces and really enjoying mechanically-recovered meat.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I'll get back on the wagon tomorrow

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Those complaining of OTT racism should remember this is the sister website
of Sickipedia, currently the 2nd most visited joke website in the world.
It may not be right (in particular) for this site but it is not like there is no tradition of discriminating humor .
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:33, Reply)

But if you read the FAQ there is a mention of how racism will be treated on B3ta overall.
Note - this does not mean I agree or disagree with this week's QOTW subject.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)

doesn't make it right

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)

I'm not saying it does.
I'm anti-windbag, not pro racist.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:42, Reply)

do you ever stick with what you originally post?
ninja
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:44, Reply)