Not really, no.
I was once given a pint of vodka and red bull by a pal who ran a bar. I woke up the next day covered in blood. I was in my pal's bed (this is not a tale of gayness thank the Lord) - apparently I'd half bashed his door down (he lived opposite the bar), barged into his house, got in his bed and refused to leave. No recollection of this at all. No more vodka and red bull for me.

In other news, my home is saved. I have avoided bankruptcy. I couldn't feel much less 'woo' about this if I tried, sadly. A horrible episode.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:43, 10 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm glad to hear you're keeping the house, is that whole debacle over then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Not fully over for five years
but now my monthly repayments are fixed at about a third of the amount which I'd been trying (and failing) to stay on top of. If I fuck this up I lose my home straight away, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Would you like me to be your power of attorny?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I don't even want you to be my power of attorney.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Do you need to be able to speel to do law?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)

This is generally good news, though.
If nothing else, it means your psycho ex can't hold it over you and stop you from seeing kiddo.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Ah yes
but where I used to occasionally chip in extra money for stuff, now I genuinely cannot (my living expenses are stingy as fuck as it is) - she has managed to spend £150 on school uniform for a fucking three year old and thinks I'm going to pay half.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Don't they sell an entire uniform set for a tenner in the supermarket?
Crazy bitch.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Yes they do.
She's a monumental spastic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Very much so

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Good stuff.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Monty, that is great news.

( Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:47, Reply)

It is, old boy. It really is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Yey, plans house party!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:48, Reply)

I'll woo for you.
Wooo
(PsychoChomp, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:50, Reply)

this
Good for you Monters.
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)

That is fantastic news.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Six months of extreme worry is now at an end.
Worrying about how to make ends meet for the next five years is my new hobby.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:59, Reply)

At least you have a fixed total to deal with, pay that the day after pay day and you can relax for the rest of the month
I also sassuem no one will give you a credit card which can only be a good thing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:02, Reply)

^ FACTS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:09, Reply)

i am very happy to hear this.
about your home, not the blood x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 16:58, Reply)

aaannnnd we're having a caribbean feast for dinner.
Good day for you eh?
( wanderlust, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:02, Reply)

I want a Caribbean feast :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Lusty's mutton/goat curry is a thing of wonder.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Oh man, I want mutton/goat curry
probably have sausages and baked poatoe
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:06, Reply)

I now have the recipe, and shall do my utmost to make it at some point!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)

The ingredients do not look promising.
The result is spectacular.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:08, Reply)

I would say come and join us.
But I don't really want you in my home.
( wanderlust, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Yeah I hate him too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Sometimes, your words, they hurt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Sometimes your face, it's gay.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:09, Reply)

this is so juvenille it actually made me officelol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:10, Reply)

I aim to please.
Sadly my aim is more than a little poor, on the whole.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Lusty won't like that
girls are funny about piss on the floor
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)

My gaff, my rules.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Ra-ther.
Thanks a lot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Now you know he's not going to flip out and kill me 'cus his flat gets taken away in the same timeframe as you leave him....
.... you can totally leave him safe in the knowledge that I'll be perfectly safe.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I'm very distressed to hear this
I'd cleared a place on my floor for your records.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:03, Reply)

*flicks V's*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Oh man, my cheap London renter's just fallen through too :(

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I don't understand this but i assume that the sad face means it's bad

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)