Monday night pity party

( Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:47, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

People are twats.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

^this is also true

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)

More than you realise.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Humans are fucking stupid creatures.
We think we're the top of everything but we have so much to learn.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Actually, some of us ARE the top of everything, it's looking down on all the other species, humans included, that makes life worthwhile.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

I'm on the top of the world looking down on creation.
And the only explanation I can find.
Is the love that I've found ever since you been around.
Your love's put me at the top of the world.


(didn't need to google lyrics)
( girlinthehole, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)

that used to be what they played
on the way into assembly at infants school. I think I must have gone to hippy school
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)

it would explain so much

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)

true
but life can be improved when a student greets you firs thing in the morning with "I've got dead animals in my bag and I'm not proud"

He clearly was
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

I saw that over there.
You must've been so proud.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)

I can't tell you the number of times I've wanted to stop and get a good look at a dead fox or badger on the side of the road.
There was a badger that'd been knocked over on one of my walks recently, but he was a few days dead and really stiff. I want my corpses to have fluid movement, damn it.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)

I got arrested for trying to move a dead fox onto a fox's glacier mint
may contain traces of lies
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

some pretty good pictures, actually
of a runover squirrel with police cars and police tape round it. I like training up students to be slightly mad
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Haha result.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Well done, keep it up.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)

my colleague has a scary witch mask
she scares kids in the darkroom with. Got a couple today, including one who wasn't even in the darkroom AND were second years so they shoudl expect it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Yes, they shoudl.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)

like you never make typing errors!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Never, ever, ever.
*mounts high horse*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)

i think that's illegal

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)

nah, you just need a stepladder
they wouldn't sell 'em if it was.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)

and I suppose most of them
are big enough not to notice your winkie
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

*sadface, with extra pouty lip*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)

so you are pouting
because I said you couldn't pleasure a horse sexually, right?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)

yep.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

OK
glad we're clear about htat
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

No man wishes to be called small.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)

even by a cavernously
twatted beast?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)

Nope, all men secretly wish for a 6 foot cock.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Um, no they don't.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)

you must be
horse gay
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)

OK, cavernous arse hole, in your case.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)