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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
The joke was wolly jumpers
thus proving mikes point below.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:20,
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I was making it clear for our friends in the North
they haven't eaten for 2 days and have no shoes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:21,
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This is nonsense
I have just this minute eaten my shoes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:22,
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No.
These were lovely pork sausages from the butcher in Rothbury. Not a scudge of fat in them. Fucking nom.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:29,
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Nice
My Halloween soup was nice, but it was not sausage
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:30,
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*looks at Davvo's feet*
Sausage, you say?
And where are your shoes?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:24,
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I'd never eat my shoes.
They cost good money you know.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:31,
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I travelled around a bit when I was younger.
Therefore I don't have fully developed northern povvo instincts.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 15:37,
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