Alt: Neither. Savoury food is much better. Such as Dolcellate, with water biscuits, celery on the side and a large glass of port.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:00, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Alright Battered
I don't know why your food always sounds so tasty
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Because it is always unhealthy and you are on a diet?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Quite probably
I've eaten the same stuff for too long
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Alright? It's only because I am a fat glutton who enjoys food too much.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Had Fillet Steak (blue, of course) in a Dolcelatte Sauce the other day.
With roast veg and roast potatoes.

It was one of the finest things I have ever nommed.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Whilst I'm aware of why people enjoy their steak blue, I just can't stand the stuff.
I'm not a heathen who wants it rock hard on their plate, I'm starting to get closer and closer to cooking my steak rare, but the idea of it being cooked that little just horrifies me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Hahaha.
When the blood started bleeding into the sauce......... Lush!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)

^ this ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)

You know, I often get you two confused
I now know why.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Set your faces to battered

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Batter your face to Stunned.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I like this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I don't - it is not helping with my confusion at all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Set your faces to battered?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Ah mindpiss.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Blue cheese + rare red meat = WIN

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:08, Reply)

And roast potato?
I mean, ROAST POTATO?

If there is anything finer then I haven't eaten it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Roast potatoes are excellent if done in goose or duck fat. Any other way just isn't as good.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I assume you mean potatoes roasted in the entrails of some smallish animal
For it to fit your criteria properly?

Edit: or what he said ^
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Too right.
Or dripping. Not as crispy but they taste of beef fat. Awesome.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Which of you do you think will have the massive coronary first?
You're both about the same age, right?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Yes.
Prolly me. I already take medication for this shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Either way, you'd probably both be grateful to get past 50

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I do eat quite healthily. Apart from cooking big meals at the weekend.
I also have a weakness for a decent fry-up - I have one at least once a week.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Make sure you have one for Stunnso when he goes
Perhaps you might see 60?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I smoke 30 a day, so probably 52.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I smoke 10-15 a day when alcohol is not involved.
Quit that and I will add 10 years to my life.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)

It may be savoury but my language skills detect that translating as "sweet milk"
I'm with you on the savoury thing though...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)

You're correct it does mean that. Still lovely cheese though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:07, Reply)