Long thread and shit thread make Ape a bored boy
What are you up to tonight? FRIDAY TOMORROW!

Alt: last thing you bought that cost more than a ton?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:54, 72 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Tonight I am making cake
alt: flights to Amsterdam.
(berk, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)

What kind of cake?
Bloody expensive flight!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)

A ton is a hundred quid, no?
They were £120 return, because I'm flying from and returning to different airports.

Pumpkin cupcakes with pecan streusel and white chocolate and cream cheese goo filling. If they go well I shall post a picture.
(berk, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:03, Reply)

fuck posting a picture, post me a cupcake woman!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Haha, if they're tasty I'll give you the recipe
but since it's one that I've worked out myself they might be bloody awful. I have made some parkin as well this week though.
(berk, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:07, Reply)

And your'e 100% absolutly possitive you don't want to have an affair at the moment?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:44, Reply)

A tank of diesel like today man
it@s disdusting rip of braton
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Do you drive a ferry to work?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:58, Reply)

No, this is what it costs to fill an average sized vehicle

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:01, Reply)

those are some interesting facts, thank you for sharing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:02, Reply)

you've got more faecal bacteria on your phone than your hands because you wipe your arse with your phone

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Actuallly I shove it up there and set it to vibrate so that every time your mum calls I spuff on a picture of her sewn into my pants

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:09, Reply)

She'll like that

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:10, Reply)

I aim to please, by aiming for her face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:11, Reply)

I'm meant to be meeting up with a friend but I'm finding it harder and harder to leave my bedroom

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:57, Reply)

lolfatty merkin
Shall i send some firemen and a fork lift?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:59, Reply)

I'll fight them tooth and nail
I don't want to leave the internet today
I never get to play on the internet
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY must I have a real job??

Oh, a girl totally called me a bitch yesterday. At work. It was fun.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:01, Reply)

What job do you do now? is it better than the garage and perv boss?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:02, Reply)

no, i'm surrounded by morons, at least there I got paid weekly, and could pay my bills
here....it's a constant struggle not to go ape shit and punch everyone whilst screaming "YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID I'M SURPRISED YOU KNOW HOW TO BREATHE WITHOUT CHOKING ON YOUR OWN SPITTLE"
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:04, Reply)

oh, I work in retail btw
it's REALLY difficult to put away shirts and shit
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:09, Reply)

I used to work at Gap, folding shit sucks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Either setting up a computer or retiring to bed with a alptop and a DVD, depending what mood I'm in
Alt: My phone, I'm on a sim-only contract which means I have to buy my own phones, but it means I get what I want and lower phone bills.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Actually, tell a lie
alt was probably train tickets to DG and Tourettes' for new years.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I am going to Sainsbury's and, possibly, out to rent some films.
Rock and roll lifestyle, right here. I may pick up some ingredients to make a cheesecake.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Bizarrely thursday is the day I usually go to Sainsbury's
however this evening I simply cannot be fucked.
(berk, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:04, Reply)

clamped up?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Is the red army marching on Berkgrad?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:07, Reply)

They have to employ a flanking manouvre through the Kursk tunnel

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:08, Reply)

No, I'm Switzerland as far as that kind of thing goes
I've just had a long day and there's nothing I can't do without until Sunday so I'll go then.
(berk, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:08, Reply)

I tried going two hours before it shut on Sunday.
I had to leave again. It was as rammed as a nightclub in there. I can't stand shopping when there's lots of other people around. It's like they leave whatever meagre intellect they have at the door.

Nothing makes me crosser than a busy Sainsbury's
( Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:09, Reply)

I went to Asda on Saturday lunchtime, this weekend just gone
never, ever again.
(berk, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Asda reminds me of the obesity ward at a mental aslyum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:13, Reply)

If I'm forced to go shopping at the weekend
I'll drive to a different town. The Guildford supermarket is completely unbearable. Besides, the Godalming one has a Waitrose next to it and Waitrose has lots of Nice Things.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Gig tonight. And yes, well observed, tomorrow is indeed Friday
Alt: It's a long time since I spent a large amount of money on anything other than rent.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Hello stranger
how's the jobsearch going?
(berk, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Tonight I will be mostly fucking shit up.
Alt: an electric guitar
(TheColonel, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:06, Reply)

has the QOTW changed yet?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:08, Reply)

nope

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:08, Reply)

More exciting /QOTW news as it happens

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:10, Reply)

still hasn't changed

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Scaryducks had a breakdown over his marriage, cut him some slack yeah

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:13, Reply)

oh shit, really?
it's all kickin off today
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Well yeah, it suddently dawned on her that he looks like a fat kid with down syndrome
Love is blind they say
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:17, Reply)

is she much of a looker herself?
Cosd i'm wearing new shoes and clean boxers
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Gaz him

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Maybe that could inspire a new question, how to save a n internet nerd's marriage

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:13, Reply)

+ fat alcoholic
every woman's dream
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:18, Reply)

I feel a naughty stepping coming on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Not again :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:23, Reply)

FIRST!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:13, Reply)

how would you feel if your marriage fell apart?
give the guy a break!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:14, Reply)

i got a £10 voucher from domino's
who wants pizza?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Dont make it a hawaiian.
Pineapple on a Piazza is an abomination against god.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:22, Reply)

i agree

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:26, Reply)

I made a pizza last night with pineapple, mushroom and ham, didn't have any jellipinos to go with the pineapple.
I'm going to rethink my game plan though, bottom layer will be ham next time 'cus it got really soggy, also, gotta stop using buffallow motzerella as a main cheese 'cus it's too liquidy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Make it a meat feast, just like your arse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:23, Reply)

domino's doesn't have a meat feast, think it;s called somthing else
sorry
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:26, Reply)

: ((((((((((((((((

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I have started my evening early and am already in the pub
Later I will help my wife with our daughter before we go mad and spoil ourselves with a takeaway. I will then go through my CV to prepare for a meeting with a headhunter tomorrow.

I know. Amazingly glamourous activity.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Sounds almost excatly the same as my evening...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:25, Reply)

It's just like that film 'Sliding Doors'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Shotgun the sexeh sultry paltrow with short hair

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:28, Reply)

and by that I mean I hope one of you gets run over and killed when you leave the pub

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:28, Reply)

we could do a vote thing to decide who ...

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:28, Reply)

The way most of the twats in north London drive this is quite likely.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:29, Reply)

I vote Quentin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:30, Reply)

One of you should stop posting forever, and then I might feel bad that you've died

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Somehow Rory I doubt anything ever makes you feel bad

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:33, Reply)

I'm going to a birthday party.
Alt: A HOUSE. Or a Tumble Dryer. It's a wild, crazy ride.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Were they of similar cost?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Yes, it was the World's Best Tumble Dryer (TM)
Basically, it had the engine of a Honda Accord in it and Mr. T personally turned it on for you every time you wanted to do a load.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Tonight, nothing but eating pizza, cleaning guinea pig house
and perhaps drinking wine.

alt: a camera. Soon, though - HOUSE!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:48, Reply)