I'm not a Christian
Soz.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:06, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

No presents for you
because you made baby Jesus cry
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Big work night out last night
I now have to listen to how 'horrendous' everyone's hangovers are and how 'crazy' the night was, sigh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:08, Reply)

The bosses birthday, meaning the entire sales team went out
Luckily, everyone is keeping quiet
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:10, Reply)

there was a free bar and apparently some people helped themselves to bottles of JD etc
and ran the tab down really quickly
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I take it you stayed in with your apelet then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Yeah, couldn't be arsed with it all, although it's usually a reet good laff

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Our work Christmas do is taking place a week after the next little tangle is due to arrive
So I will no doubt miss that. I missed last year's due to swine flu.
It's not so much that I want to go out with these people, more that I want to get drunk at my employer's expense.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Tossers
On our nights out, we get a tab behind the bar, and a warning not to take the piss. There's about £10 assigned each, so a few lagers, or something like that. Every time I go, I have one double whiskey and ginger, then a couple of beers, before either going elsewhere, or buying my own drinks. I was told to stop taking the piss last time.

I pointed out that those 3 drinks were far cheaper than the 4 G&Ts the person who was complaining had drunk.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)

£10?! That's pathetic!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Aye
Then again, it is 40 or more of us going out, and the tab is in Wetherspoons
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:20, Reply)

+ in the North

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Yep
In that Wetherspoons, you can get a decent pint of ale for £1.60
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

We get a free bar for upto 400 in nice bars and hotels with enough to get smashed on...
poor poor Northern povvos, you have my pity
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Tbh, it's a start
Boss is such a fucking skinflint, it's a shock he even does this.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:23, Reply)

A night out with the entire sales team.
That sounds like fun.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:11, Reply)

drinking with targets, BOOYAH

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I'd never attend a night like that
It wouldn't actually be that bad, if the boss wasn't there.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:15, Reply)

that's ok, you're probably too big to feed to a lyon!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:31, Reply)