Is it too early for a Christmasy user name?
Gonz obviously doesn't think so.

Alt: Morning! I'll post this and then probably not post any reply's as I haven't been to sleep yet and am now about to do so. Talk amongst yourselves, but keep the noise down
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 6:29, 75 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Christmassy user name?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 7:03, Reply)

just add an umlaut for christmas

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 7:57, Reply)

Always with the LARPING

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:56, Reply)

Far too early for a Christmas user name, wait until the week before.
Are you going to change yours to wetgammonman over the festivities?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 7:12, Reply)

really don't give a toss about christmas this year
apart from the time off. I don't even have any new year's plans. Lame.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 7:58, Reply)

I am planning on avoiding making any anti-Christmas rants this year.
Let's see how long that lasts...
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:11, Reply)

How could you be against Christmas?
All those great things in the shops, the great TV, the family visits, the turkey, the decorations, the endless get togethers with colleagues and friends, all that great shopping you get to do...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:21, Reply)

Roll on January.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:23, Reply)

How is the hangover?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:26, Reply)

Mediocre.
'Gross-out comedy of the year' my arse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:32, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:35, Reply)

Very mild as I ate a large curry - naan bread soaks up the beer nicely. Just a little thirsty.
I needed those beers last night, and for those who quite rightly questioned me getting pissed due to my wife & baby: thanks, but my wife was fine with it - first time I have got properly pissed since the baby was born.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:41, Reply)

*wife sanctioned fun fives*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Yes
It's too early for anything Christmassy until Christmas Eve.

Alt: Morning. I was at an excellent gig last night, had a great laugh, but just realised there's no way in hell I can go to a gig next week that I wanted to. So, good and bad for me!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:22, Reply)

Comedy or music gig?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:24, Reply)

Music, I went to see Incubus

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:29, Reply)

Unlucky.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:31, Reply)

If you say so

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:34, Reply)

I've never heard a note they've played, if I am honest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:38, Reply)

I assumed as much
I don't think you'd be a fan, but I think they're absolutely excellent.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:42, Reply)

They are probably the most arrogant band on earth

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:44, Reply)

What makes you think that?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Their music style is pompus

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Hardly
If you're thinking that is OTT, what's your opinion on prog, and stuff like that?

And surely it's better that their music has variance, rather than every track sounding the same?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:51, Reply)

I like the guys red arm tattoos
and the one that goes "Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wish you were here"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Christmas
Is bent.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:30, Reply)

You'd know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:31, Reply)

You know
Those bendy drinking straws? They are straighter than you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:34, Reply)

You know actor Michael Fassbender?
He's slower at being a bender than you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:39, Reply)

You see this guy?
He's less of a bender than you
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:43, Reply)

I think you need this to give yourself a more positive attitude towards Christmas
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7lKKNrXUJg
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:43, Reply)

Probably too early for anything to do with christmas.
Fuck you shops, stick your tins of roses up your arse.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:41, Reply)

Celebrations are better than Roses anyway

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Miniture Heros please

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Nah, malteser, galaxy, galaxy truffle, milky way, etc
All better than Heroes
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:46, Reply)

galaxy? are you on the blob?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:47, Reply)

ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:49, Reply)

I prefer it to Dairy Milk

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Congratulations you have just taken Darth's crown as Queen of the Board

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Fine, but you can take it off him
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1418823 - I'm not going anywhere near him
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:56, Reply)

hahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Then the shops can stick them up their arses then.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:45, Reply)

thank you very much
Thank you very very very much
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Oh welcome to OT, this thread soon turned to food.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I had 9 hours sleep last night, I feel awesome

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:43, Reply)

Are you drinking Calpol?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Nah, but mini Ape slept for 6 hours Mrs. Ape fed her and then she slept through until morning
this is FUCKING AMAZING
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:51, Reply)

We've now had 8 consecutive nights of our daughter sleeping through the night.
WIN.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Oh god it's dead already...
Biscuit anyone?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I'm not a Christian
Soz.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:06, Reply)

No presents for you
because you made baby Jesus cry
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Big work night out last night
I now have to listen to how 'horrendous' everyone's hangovers are and how 'crazy' the night was, sigh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:08, Reply)

The bosses birthday, meaning the entire sales team went out
Luckily, everyone is keeping quiet
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:10, Reply)

there was a free bar and apparently some people helped themselves to bottles of JD etc
and ran the tab down really quickly
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I take it you stayed in with your apelet then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Yeah, couldn't be arsed with it all, although it's usually a reet good laff

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Our work Christmas do is taking place a week after the next little tangle is due to arrive
So I will no doubt miss that. I missed last year's due to swine flu.
It's not so much that I want to go out with these people, more that I want to get drunk at my employer's expense.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Tossers
On our nights out, we get a tab behind the bar, and a warning not to take the piss. There's about £10 assigned each, so a few lagers, or something like that. Every time I go, I have one double whiskey and ginger, then a couple of beers, before either going elsewhere, or buying my own drinks. I was told to stop taking the piss last time.

I pointed out that those 3 drinks were far cheaper than the 4 G&Ts the person who was complaining had drunk.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)

£10?! That's pathetic!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Aye
Then again, it is 40 or more of us going out, and the tab is in Wetherspoons
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:20, Reply)

+ in the North

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Yep
In that Wetherspoons, you can get a decent pint of ale for £1.60
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

We get a free bar for upto 400 in nice bars and hotels with enough to get smashed on...
poor poor Northern povvos, you have my pity
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Tbh, it's a start
Boss is such a fucking skinflint, it's a shock he even does this.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:23, Reply)

A night out with the entire sales team.
That sounds like fun.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:11, Reply)

drinking with targets, BOOYAH

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I'd never attend a night like that
It wouldn't actually be that bad, if the boss wasn't there.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:15, Reply)

that's ok, you're probably too big to feed to a lyon!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Yes, far too early
As we all know Christmas is not allowed to be mentioned until sportscow and Noel have had their birthday on the 4th Dec

Alt:
URGH - I've been awake since 2.30am. I now have a large flapjack and a larger coffee. I feel this process will be repeated many many times today
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:15, Reply)

You have previously mentioned that all the best people share that birthday...
Now I know the date I will have to agree as mini-tangle also shares that birthday.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Hurrah!
It is also a very good friend of mine's birthday too, and she has unfeasably large norks
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:18, Reply)

It just gets better and better

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:20, Reply)

It's always to fucking early for a christmas name /Boyce
Gonz is a special case, in oh so many ways.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:23, Reply)

WHY HAVE YOU UNFRIENDED ME??????

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 9:42, Reply)