you too babe
how's tricks?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:21, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Good, I have another hilarious failure with women to tell the board about

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:21, Reply)

oh please go on!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I invited a girl I know up for the weekend to do the stuff mentioned below.
Her response after about an hour was "oh sorry I forgot to reply I was too busy playing scrabble"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:23, Reply)

You sure know all the exciting women, Chompy

( Kroney, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:24, Reply)

It's ok, it was only applebite

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Did she agree to go, once she'd finished scrabbling?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Nah she said she wants to come to another retro night next month
but to be honest I was only using her to make another girl jealous so increadibly maturely I'm now not bothered.
/she was aware of this
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:28, Reply)

the only thing missing from your plan
was success
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:29, Reply)

you forgot pride

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:30, Reply)

haha
click
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:31, Reply)

If it wasn't for my failures I wouldn't have anything to talk about online.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Casandwichnova
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:33, Reply)

RomOreo

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:46, Reply)

LOVE it
mine was poor
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)

custud
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)

how have you overtaken me as the queen on the puns?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Practice!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Oh, no great loss then!

( Kroney, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:26, Reply)

*spiderman theme*
Friend zone, friend zone, chompy's stuck, in the friend zone.
Can he watch, her undress? Will she let, him touch her breast?
Yes he can, 'cus he ain't a threat.
Watch out, chompy's in the friendly zone.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I did an office lol at that
now I want to kill myself.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Hah, it'll be stuck in your head now.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)

two almost dates in two weeks?
you internet stud, you
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I'm very charming and witty

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:26, Reply)

You forgot suave

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:27, Reply)

that too

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Go on then. It'll cheer me up.

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:22, Reply)