Have you considered trying out Bob or Bobby for size?
Perhaps not as lolworthy...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:06, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

...the size in question being 'Large'?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I once got 'mad bob' for a week at university
didn't stick tho
( rob, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I had a friend called "Fat Bob" at college
Despite his name being Philip. He was fat though.
True story that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I've remembered another
I used to be part of social circle that had two other robs in it. Hence people had to find a way of being clear who was being talked about. There was Fat Rob, Gay Rob and Scary Rob. I was Scary Rob which I think means I win.
( rob, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I used to know a damp Dave.

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:19, Reply)

What wrong with good old
Alliteration these days,
Surely rapey Rob would have been teh winner
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Depends why they consider you scary
If they are scared that you might nonce their kids, there is less win involved.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)