Any of the chicks. Right here, right now.
Smalls optional, in a pool of custard.
BRING IT ON!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:39, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This sounds like a fiendishly subtle recipe for sexy shenanigans.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:40, Reply)

:P
I mean, no! I'm being serious. Who wants a good squelchy squashing ladies?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

sexy shenanigans trifle
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)

TRI-FAIL!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Subtle has no place here.

( thealternativefact, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Ooh, subtle.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I miss you, you mong.

( thealternativefact, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)

And I miss you too, random internet person!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Of course, what I meant was:
O, CLENDERS! When shall we meet again? 'Neath thunder, lightning, or in rain?

*falls to knees*

WHAT HAPPENED TO US?!?!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)

There's always next weekend, dude.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Don't you come around here being all 'rational'.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Soz.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)

berk's up for it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I do like custard.

(berk, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)

It is great for scientific experiements.
Well, one experiment, anyway. And I'm not sure it's scientific either.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

If you mean its non-newtonian dilatant fluid behaviour
nope, that's definitely scientific.

If you mean putting it in clown's pants, I'm less sure.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)

*puts on custard wrestling y-fronts* BRING IT!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)

chops bananas

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)

*mimes call me*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)

if you fought violently enough you would remain on top of the delicious quivering dessert

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)

And if you didn't, you'd drown in custard
what a way to go though, eh? I'd die happy. As long as it wasn't that Birds shite, anyway.
(berk, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)

You'd eat your way out of it.
It's be like that episode of Dangermouse when the have to suck all the custard up with straws. Only it won't be a bloated Penfold sitting outside a potting shed, it'd be you.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)

So it would appear, from the last couple of days posts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

What's happened to the girl?
Is she working in some sort of hormone lab now?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Typhoid
so, no.
(berk, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Cold showers are needed.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)

All I've really seen has been a photo that everybody got sweaty over
and a post up there^ that's certainly no worse than anything else that gets posted on here daily. People are constantly talking about jiggling other peoples' tits and swipe regularly seems to be inviting cybering.

I think everybody needs to calm down a little. The change in temperature appears to have affected peoples' trousers.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I don't really care I just like the word hormones, and wanted to put it in a reply
hormones.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Borborygmous.
This has no relevance either, I just like the word.
(berk, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)

vol-au-vent

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)

How do you make a hormone?
Run off without paying.

Or, push harder.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Watch those trousers of yours, son.

( Kroney, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)

These trousers are the thought that when you sit down they fold in a way that makes it look like a boner.
Annoying.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Oh great.
Thanks for the mental image. No. Really. Thanks.

Thanks a lot.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Its ok my penis is flacid beneath the folds.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:09, Reply)

You know, I really can't see any evidence for this
show your working, eh?
(berk, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I'm a theoretical scientist
I don't "do" working

there isn't any, Kroney's spot on, I'm just trying to enhance any meme that isn't Swipe calling me bent, to be honest.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)