I donno what you mean by making a fuss, do you mean someone who's enphusastic to see you? Someone who goes out their way to do nice things that you don't expect?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:36, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

She just wants someone to take her on the pier

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:37, Reply)

on up
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:39, Reply)

No peirs 'round here.
Loads of parks with golden leafs falling down into big piles with squirals gathering nuts exciting dogs with their piss, with promises of hot chocolate laced with irish cream and Come Dine With Me followed by Law'n'Order though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:41, Reply)

I also get excitable around squirrel piss

( Kroney, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I love creatures that gather up my nuts and hide them in their hole.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:44, Reply)

You know some odd people.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:45, Reply)

I have a mental image of Gonz sitting forlornly in a park
whilst waiting for somebody to help him dig his testicles out of the ground.
( Kroney, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Well, if we're going to disect and analise everything I say, then I think we'll be here a very long time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:50, Reply)

I'm not normally somebody to poke fun at your spelling
but "analise" is a peach.
( Kroney, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:51, Reply)

There was one the other day that I had to read seven or eight times before I understood it.
I wish I could remember what it was. When I finally deciphered it, I lolled for ages.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:54, Reply)

i bet it was aubergine

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:17, Reply)

Hah, no one can spell that word right. NOBODY.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:08, Reply)

More the latter.
It's mostly because I'm essentially a carer to a very sick person. And I tend to go out of my way to do things for others all teh time.
It would be nice to have someone do something nice for me, for a change, that's all.

The obvious exception to this is some very nice b3tans who do favours for each other and stuff. In the last year or two, I've had flowers from Blousie, chocolate from DF, and CV advice from Bobby and Jeff.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Sadly, you've yet to get a job.
So I'd hold off celebrating that advice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:49, Reply)

But I have a SHINY NEW CV!
This is progress. I just need to do something with it now, so that people can see how awesome I am, and send me money.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:51, Reply)

True, but a CV doesn't smell nice like flowers, or taste nice like chocolate.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Yeah, but when I get my super exciting new job
I'll be able to buy ALL the flowers and chocolate!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:54, Reply)