She just wants someone to take her on the pier

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:37, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

on up
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:39, Reply)

No peirs 'round here.
Loads of parks with golden leafs falling down into big piles with squirals gathering nuts exciting dogs with their piss, with promises of hot chocolate laced with irish cream and Come Dine With Me followed by Law'n'Order though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:41, Reply)

I also get excitable around squirrel piss

( Kroney, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I love creatures that gather up my nuts and hide them in their hole.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:44, Reply)

You know some odd people.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:45, Reply)

I have a mental image of Gonz sitting forlornly in a park
whilst waiting for somebody to help him dig his testicles out of the ground.
( Kroney, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Well, if we're going to disect and analise everything I say, then I think we'll be here a very long time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:50, Reply)

I'm not normally somebody to poke fun at your spelling
but "analise" is a peach.
( Kroney, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:51, Reply)

There was one the other day that I had to read seven or eight times before I understood it.
I wish I could remember what it was. When I finally deciphered it, I lolled for ages.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:54, Reply)

i bet it was aubergine

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:17, Reply)

Hah, no one can spell that word right. NOBODY.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:08, Reply)