You told that one when you were being all negative and unimpressed with engagements.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 19:49, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

oh yeah
it's not so much engagements, it's more men in general. i mean, take last night as just one example:

boy 1 - the ex. see above.
boy 2 - we've been on one date. the second is not for another 2 weeks because my life is so stupidly full of shit. and yet he thinks it's ok to send hundreds of texts a night saying things like "can't believe your slots are all so full"
boy 3 - the bedshitting ex thinks it's ok to ask me to come over in a leather skirt and no pants because his mum has just died and his wife is away this weekend. i haven't even seen him for 4 years. and i don't even own a leather skirt.
boy 4 - this is a direct quote: "your line about the british military fitness was suitably amusing. perhaps a quick drink to see if we can still make each other laugh would be a good idea?" er. are you asking me out, or giving me a 5 minute audition for the comedy club?

there must be some normal ones out there, surely?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 19:53, Reply)

boys are stupid

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 19:58, Reply)

"can't believe your slots are all so full"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)

honestly, for a guy who writes for a living
his efforts at trying to get the text chat to turn filthy are transparent and pathetic. i take great delight in pretending not to know what he is on about.

why is it so much easier to play it cool when you don't care, eh??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 20:02, Reply)

There are, but they'll have paired off by now.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 20:10, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 20:15, Reply)

meh
at least half of them will split up again. won't make them any more normal!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 20:16, Reply)

face it swipe, it's got to be the bedshitter
an unfortunate shart is almost more forgivable than what 2 and 4 are coming out with.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 20:24, Reply)

i think it's got to be celibacy or lesbianism

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Yes, but from what else we've heard
the bedshitter WAS an unfortunate shart. So he's no better than the other options.
(berk, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)

he is also a married skank!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 20:34, Reply)

he sounds like a proper old-fashioned cad
I bet he drives a Jag.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)