I've realised that just because you're a MASSIVE CUNT on the internet, doesn't mean you're that way IRL
Also, you were there for arguably one of the best nights in years.

Alt: Douse them in Brandy, set them alight, and ask them how they fucking like it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:17, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

The half a pint of awesome night?
Or the ruining of your shirt night?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Ruining of my shirt night
The half pint of awesome was an excellent night, sadly tainted by the end (after I'd left)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Your shirts are ruined when they are made

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:28, Reply)

You won't let it fucking lie will you?
*pokes tongue out*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I need the story on this
STAT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I went to comedy spang AA with a frying pan after he'd cracked a groansome joke.
I was holding a glass of red wine in the other hand, caught said glass in the spanging motion and the contents ended up all over him, ruining his t-shirt.

Bastard keeps going on about it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:39, Reply)

The only reason I do is because of that split second of you looking guilty, before you cracked up
It was very funny
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I was in a very merry mood that evening.
Mind you, I had been on the sauce since three o'clock.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I did my utmost to be careful that night
I tried not to get too pissed until quite late on. I didn't do hugely well, but still better than others.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:45, Reply)

DG threw a glass of red wine over AA's sunset t shirt
It was an improvement. AA sulked
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Actually, I laughed my arse off!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:41, Reply)