Alt: Try not to let it worry you
People often talk about subjects of which I have no interest: football, what they watch on tv, etc. They are just making conversation, as stupid people are strangely terrified of silence and feel the urge to fill it with their inane thoughts.
This is fine, just don't participate, switch off and try to find your "happy place"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:28, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

TGB's happy place is currently being rented out as a small fish restaurant

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:29, Reply)

*orders the sea food platter*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Waiter, this oyster is a bit chewy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:31, Reply)

This is both sickeningly wrong and hysterically funny at the same time.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Annoyingly, I agree

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I'm sorry I laughed.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)

would you have a table for two about 8.30?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:41, Reply)

I'll have the lobster ratatouille with 'erb french fries

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:43, Reply)

We only have the table for 250 available, sorry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:46, Reply)

However,
if you come back tomorrow lunchtime we do a special all you can eat buffet for £5.99.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Try the squid!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Ooh lovely.
Hang on, is that its beak?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:52, Reply)

mmmmm, inky

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:55, Reply)