Does this enable b3tan CQ to obtain an erection?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:29, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

No offence but usually it's kids who have skulls on their pajamas

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:30, Reply)

It's lucky that you don't have kids for him to prey on

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I can't work out if you're having this conversation with Blousie or with yourself
and, indeed, which option is better?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I'm freestyling

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)

boss fly tank walk jam nitty gritty

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Where's that girl who was doing the porn shoot this weekend Rory?
I wanted to hear how it went.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Oh right DeeDee the 'Gangsters Moll'
I don't think she likes me :(
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I think you were very mean to her and scared her off.
Stop being mean Rory!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)

To be fair, that's like asking trees to stop being made of wood.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Is she the one who was used as a drugs mule by her big black gansta boyrfriend?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)

This is mean!
The impression I got was that he was a normal guy and she was some sort of evil kingpin that was basically using him to drive her to pick up her drugs and sell naked pictures of herself to school boys.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I for one am shocked and disgusted that someone would take advantage of a caring and loving boyfriend
just because of his colour.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)

What's he got to do with it?

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I dunno, can you pass him notes please, he's got me on ignore
cheers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:37, Reply)

He doesn't have my ability to completely disregard any attempts you make to wind people up.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I wouldn't disregard any attempt you made on me.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I know sweetie.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I just want to feel your touch Blousie
all this is just a cry for help.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)

As desperate as I am I must point out that I'm not that keen on needy men.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I'm not needy. Fuck You.
I didn't even want you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:58, Reply)

*adds you to list*

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Is this a good list or a bad list?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)

It's my list of men who don't want me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Wouldn't it be far easier to keep a list of those who do?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)

It would be a list too big to keep in her 6 bedroomed house.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I wouldn't need a list for that stooopid.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)

*puts pound in jar*

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:12, Reply)