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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Do you know that you cannot get adult pyjamas with skulls on in the UK.
I am disgusted and I plan to go home later and have a beer and try to forget how shit that is.

What disgusts you?

You can however get Sex pistols jammies.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:11, 207 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
lonely chicks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:13, Reply)
cos there's a reason their alone

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:14, Reply)
So many lonely chicks Quentin.
For so many reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:15, Reply)
They do tend to get lonely after being left down a pit for a few days.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:30, Reply)
*nods sagely*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)
they're

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)
they're what?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:01, Reply)
alone. Apparently

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Haha, trying hard much?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:25, Reply)
doing my best here, could do without you undermining me at every tuern tho
making it difficult, you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)
The thought of b3tans in night wear.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:13, Reply)
What, you mean you'd rather think about them nekkid?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:14, Reply)
i always think of everyone naked, it helps wiht the stage fright

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:15, Reply)
I'd rather not think of them at all.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Sex Pistols jammies?
Do the pants have the slogan 'Never mind the bollocks, here's my sex pistol' emblazoned on them?

/late edit is late edit.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:15, Reply)
an honest, non-flippant reaction for once here
the state in which some (or one) of my colleagues thinks it's acceptable to leave the toilets. pools of blood on the floor are NOT COOL. IT'S NOT A FUCKING SLAUGHTERHOUSE YOU DISGUSTING INCONTINENT BEAST.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Blood???
Maybe they self harm.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Oh God, is it her rag week?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:17, Reply)
no idea and i'm certainly not going to ask
i just backed out and swore a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:18, Reply)
I'd wear a haz suit next time you go in.
She might have lawyer AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:19, Reply)
*some joke about Swipey not getting LAID*
+s
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Pour some hienz tomarto soup down your chin and announce to the rest of the office that you must find the annimic women.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Pools of blood on the floor
Was that in the cubicle itself?

*Bokes*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)
On the subject of what disgusts me
it has to be pineapple.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Mmm, ham & pineapple pizza!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Awful awful awful.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:27, Reply)
I used to absolutely adore the stuff
I still like it, but prefer proper pizzas these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Pineapple makes me do a sick.
I may have mentioned this several times in the past, but it really is rank.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Many times, it quite amuses me.
Then again, I don't understand those who eat gammon and pineapple.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Chewing Gum
Anywhere but in the pack and wrapped up in the bin, this stuff disgusts me. Seeing people chewing it, spitting it on the ground, anything. Ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:25, Reply)
I wish Teresa May would just fucking quit.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:26, Reply)
What's she done now?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Just been generally fucking vile.
But she asked the UKBA to relax border controls and then went mental when the UKBA relaxed border controls.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Oh man, what is she like, eh? I SAID, WHAT IS SHE LIKE?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:30, Reply)
She's a bitch.
I however am starting to fucking love Sarkozy after first telling Cameron to shut up and then this www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/nov/08/sarkozy-obama-netanyahu-gaffe-microphone
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:32, Reply)
"Reporters agreed not to publicise the remarks because of their sensitive nature".
Ha. Ha. Haaaa.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)

A staff member reportedly explained that the headphones to go with the translation sets were not yet being handed out because this would have allowed journalists to listen in on the private conversation still going on. Half a dozen journalists immediately plugged in their own headphones
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)
hahahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)
That's brilliant.
I love the idea of politicians being just like normal people sometimes.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)
That reminds me, I need to clean out my moat and get the duck house fumigated.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:39, Reply)
that, sir, is the finest double-euphemism in the history of euphemising.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)
I wasn't even trying.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:51, Reply)
what's it matter?
she's already done more than enough for one lifetime anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:32, Reply)
She's saying she won't quit at the moment,
that's a good sign, now we just need to hear Cameron saying she has "his full confidence" and start the stopwatch.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)
he's already done that.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)
So, Friday then?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)
I have to state here that I had not read the article before I made that comment.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)

even if it is satire
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Why? She is a strong and capable minister, the press vilify her as she is an easy target
but her policies are sound
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Of course.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:39, Reply)
The facts on the growing population of Britian cannot be disputed
and without some sort of sterilisation of the natural population preventing immigration is the easiest way to help control population
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Of course.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)
I think the obvious solution to our burgeoning population
is to station some right-minded free-thinker, such as Mr Boyce, on top of a building near border control with a sniper rifle and allow him to pick off anyone who he doesn't like the look of.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Or Bear Pookie
although I think he would focus too much on the muslamics.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)
He'd better watch out for the ray guns

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:12, Reply)
can't we do both?
i would like to get involved in the sterilisation side of things.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)
Actually, I think it would make more sense to start offing the people at the other end of life
We need more young people, working and paying taxes, and fewer old people claiming pensions and generally being a burden.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)
can't we just dump them all somewhere that nobody wants
like wales?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Doesn't work
We already trialled this in Bournemouth.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
This is way too obvious a troll for anyone to fall for it, Apey.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)
NO IT ISN'T!!!!!
NOW ADMIT THE GAS PRICES ARE A CARTEL!!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Gas prices are an abstract series of numbers.
you're probably thinking of energy suppliers, there. But, you're probably right.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)
NO I'M RITE!!!!

Oh, yeah I see.

I noticed on the news this morning that LU were giving the tube drivers 4 years notice that they were going to trial driverless trains. And the unions response was that doing so would be "lethal and unworkable".

I fear my opinion on the unions may begin to change.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Well, think of all the thousands of DLR trains that have crashed in fireballs so far, Al ....
Oh, wait. yeah.

You don't have to change your opinion of all the unions. Just RMT.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:48, Reply)
Shhhh, don't tell Al, he loves this game
Swipey will be here to play in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:42, Reply)
NO YOU FANCY ME!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)
hahaha
of course
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Shut up FreeFair.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Does this enable b3tan CQ to obtain an erection?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:29, Reply)
No offence but usually it's kids who have skulls on their pajamas

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:30, Reply)
It's lucky that you don't have kids for him to prey on

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:30, Reply)
I can't work out if you're having this conversation with Blousie or with yourself
and, indeed, which option is better?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)
I'm freestyling

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)
boss fly tank walk jam nitty gritty

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Where's that girl who was doing the porn shoot this weekend Rory?
I wanted to hear how it went.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Oh right DeeDee the 'Gangsters Moll'
I don't think she likes me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:31, Reply)
I think you were very mean to her and scared her off.
Stop being mean Rory!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)
To be fair, that's like asking trees to stop being made of wood.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Is she the one who was used as a drugs mule by her big black gansta boyrfriend?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)
This is mean!
The impression I got was that he was a normal guy and she was some sort of evil kingpin that was basically using him to drive her to pick up her drugs and sell naked pictures of herself to school boys.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)
I for one am shocked and disgusted that someone would take advantage of a caring and loving boyfriend
just because of his colour.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)
What's he got to do with it?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)
I dunno, can you pass him notes please, he's got me on ignore
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:37, Reply)
He doesn't have my ability to completely disregard any attempts you make to wind people up.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:42, Reply)
I wouldn't disregard any attempt you made on me.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)
I know sweetie.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)
I just want to feel your touch Blousie
all this is just a cry for help.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)
As desperate as I am I must point out that I'm not that keen on needy men.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:51, Reply)
I'm not needy. Fuck You.
I didn't even want you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:58, Reply)
*adds you to list*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)
Is this a good list or a bad list?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)
It's my list of men who don't want me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Wouldn't it be far easier to keep a list of those who do?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)
It would be a list too big to keep in her 6 bedroomed house.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I wouldn't need a list for that stooopid.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)
*puts pound in jar*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:12, Reply)
You can get pyjamas for adults?
I'm disgusted.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)
You can get onesies for adults too.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)
And nappies.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)
And glass coffee tables

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)
I'd be quite intrigued to see a glass coffee table that WASN'T for an adult.
Well, I wouldn't, obviously, but you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:51, Reply)
From underneath, do you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:52, Reply)
From his 'brown eye'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)
I don't know what onesies are
and was about to ask if it was something for those people who like to dress as babies, when Battered answered for me...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:50, Reply)
rock bottom in two posts
well done
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:51, Reply)
I just had lunch with a very sexy lady
Sorry what was the question?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Well it wasn't me so it must have been Lusty.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Sportscow's comment about your seafood restaurant is currently top of the popular page.
I just thought I'd mention this. Who did you have lunch with? My money's on Lusty or clendrix.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)
lovely lusty
And I clicked that comment so I can't really say anything. Although I am quite upset I can't get a reservation
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)
If you learned to stretch more
you could probably get a toe in the door.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:59, Reply)
I do hope I get to see Lusty on Saturday.
Last time she had to dash off early.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:59, Reply)
She's working I think :(
Not sure what time you get down though so you may be very very lucky and see a glimsp of her
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Has Gonz rubbed off on you?
Glimsp?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:05, Reply)
I wonder how long gonz would have to rub against something
before he got through the dirt
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Around 5:30, I think. I need to check the ticket to let clenders know for sure.
I believe Mabel's is the chosen venue, so at least it's only five minutes from the station.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Aww she starts at 4
You should have said I'd have given her snogs from you
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Ah, bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Are you going to a gig on saturday too?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Me? No.
Just meeting up with a few people who'll be about. Hopefully that will include Kaol and Mel.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Kaol is going?
Oh... oh I think I'm busy...
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Well, he might be.
I don't think it's confirmed as yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I have to work at 4pm.
Maybe one day I'll get a proper job & have weekends off.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)
PROPER JOB
hahahahhaa
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)
I'd just be grateful for a job at the minute.
Filling in application forms is fucking tedious work.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)
*PROUDS*
I don't mean it really
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)
quit bragging, i dint have time for lunch and right now i'm feelin faint

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)
I hope you pass out and fall down some stairs and then stagger out through a fire exit and it sets the alarms off
and everyone comes out of the building and gives you nasty looks.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:59, Reply)
on the ground floor here babes, looks like i'm the winner here

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)
Damn my plan is foiled.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:02, Reply)
i was on the 1st floor all along!
PAZOOM!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:03, Reply)
MUTHA FUCKA
You're too quick for me.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:04, Reply)
i'm good at this interent, they should make me bill gates

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I was hoping for more of a Steve Jobs TBH

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)
what's a Steve job?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)
It's like a blow job from a corpse

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:12, Reply)
not up for that, nice to be considered tho
any developments on the daughter face bitin front? has the boy been suspended or owt?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Not as yet, no

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)
you had a word with his parents?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Whatever you do don't try and change that lightbulb up that tall rickerty ladder

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)
got those strobe things that last forever here, might have to get a bap

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Cool, well i think there is a bakers just across the main road, off you pop
nah, don't bother to tie your shoe lace, you'll be back in a tick
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:01, Reply)
your right but its probly shut now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:03, Reply)
oh well, nothing to consume but your manager's cock for now
best get down to it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:04, Reply)
you're

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:04, Reply)
have you seen his spelling?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:05, Reply)
No I poked my eyes out with spoons

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Spooooooooooooooooooooooooons.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)
YOU'RE WHAT?
i dunno what your going on about
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)
You're.

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)
what am i? i don't know what you keep going on about mate, think you should leave it, step away fromt he cumputer til you feel batter

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)
My cumputer outputs batter

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)
he cumputer batter
This sounds delightfully disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:12, Reply)
like sperm on a keyboard

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I think you mean
sprm on a keybord
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)
SORY

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)
u wil b

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)
oh what, thats sick man

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)
that's

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)
waht is?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
A

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)
CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)
I think I might join you on the pyjamas front
I did find a skellington-all-in-one on eBay the other day but it's not the same. I want jammies!

I am also disgusted by people in general on a daily basis, except for my friends who are all lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)
+ and imaginary

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Imaginary pyjamas?
That's what I told those nice officers anyway
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)
I'm wearing my imaginary pyjamas under my work clothes.
They make me all warm and sleepy.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)
That's AIDS sorry etc...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
That's OK Teddy, I don't mind
Time for sleepy bo bos now.....
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)
They are totally not imaginary, or nuffink.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
I saw that too.
I've looked everywhere. I'm stumped.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)
What you could do
it get a pair of 'lounge trousers' which seem quite common, even wiv skulls on, and pair them with an appropriate T-Shirt, it's a ball ache though
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Sex Pistols tampons?
Eugh. Revolting.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)
"Never mind the Bollocks luv, it's that time of the month again so get these up yer".

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)
I wanted to make a joke along these lines, but I'm simply not funny enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)
It took me a good five minutes to think of something.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
You've never really got with the whole punk thing have you Monters?
It's probably because you are old and square.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Just don't ask him about that signed copy of a seminal punk LP that ended up in a charity shop, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I know he loved that record, but to actually spunk on it is pretty disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Does anyone know the exact quote Einstein (?) made
about it being easy to make simple things complicated, but very hard to make complicated things simple...or some such musing
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)
"Fuck Off" - Einstein, 1953.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
No he had the wit and interllect of a genius
not the 2 years schooling of a northern pleb
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)
This coming from Mr Comedy Spelling 2009-11...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I believ his exact words were:
Google "einstein simple complicated quote" an look at the second result, you simpleton.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Although apparently it isn't Einstein
so one of us looks stupid now.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)
You both always look pretty stupid to me
Hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Shut it hippy.
Get back to your tent befor the forces of capitalism, do what ever it is you think they did instead of what ever it is you want them to do, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I think I'll bring them down by singing along to RATM in my bedroom
and when my mum politely asks me to turn it down, I'll be all "fuck you I won't do as you ask me, mother"
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)
This will work about as well
as Urban Campingtm
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Well yes, but I thought i'd rather ask you lot
you know it might spark some converstaion other than:

Quentin go and kill yourself
AA wake up is bloody November you're late
Personality horse 4eva in r harts

et etc
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)
i'm off to kill mtself now, that's dun it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)
yeah, but it's not a conversation starter, is it?
it's a question of fact. what you want is a question of opinion, like was Einstein Mingus right? or Why do you think the occupy the Stock Exchange lot are a waste of skin?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)
If it is Charles Mingus, to which you refer, then I would say he has to be right
I like him a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)
So you think people are right just because you like them?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Not really
I just thought that replying to your post was a move towards what Nako would call a "converstaion"
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)
And I though challenging your view would further it, but you caved too easily.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Everything Charles Mingus has ever said is the truth and I will fight you to the death (online) if you contradict this
Better?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Much.
I'm prepared to subscribe to you philosophy as long as Mr Mingus has never contradicted Lemmy.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)
The internet is a funny old place
You can find literally anything: godonnybrook.com/v3/lets-play-mingus-vs-lemmy/
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)
That was mildly interesting
but not as much fun as I'd hoped.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)
that a bit narrow
you might have countered witha favourite quote or anecdote about Einstein of physics etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Yes, because every one has one of those....
I suppose Badger or Berk might.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Well are you a fucking ray of sunshine today

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Hey, I'm just trying to explain how conversations work, innit?
Not my fault you're not getting it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Tbh, I haven't a clue.
Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)

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