squawk?
squawk: squawk squawk, SQUAWK SQUAWK squawk.
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:39, 44 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

hero and savious of the board is here!
hello parrot!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)

squawk

(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Best account for ages
I'd replace most regulars with you.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)

squawk pricks pricks squawk

(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:45, Reply)

i'm gonna aask manolith, see if it can be arranged

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Are you related to personality horse?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)

*bangs head on mirror seven times*
*has a shit*
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:49, Reply)

*checks parrot to english dictionary*
Third cousin twice removed. How delightful. Send him my best
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:52, Reply)

squawk dull prick dull prick squawk

(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:53, Reply)

that's stupid, how xcan a horse be related to a parrot?
you thick or what pal?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Everything is related to everything
relatively speaking
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:52, Reply)

not a fucken clue mate, not a fucken clue

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:53, Reply)

yeah right bollocks

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:57, Reply)

squawk prick squawk

(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:00, Reply)

You're not Noel
Are you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:00, Reply)

pretty sure there's more than one noel

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I am Noel.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:08, Reply)

OH HAI NOEL

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:29, Reply)

WATCHA TEEGEEBEE

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:55, Reply)

I'm Noel and so is my wife.

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Hopefully you'll end up like this soon

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:59, Reply)

:<
squawk
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:00, Reply)

This is excellent well done

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Sideways, with a tub of lube.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:27, Reply)

evening
`
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Hey Cap'n
Is this your parrot?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:29, Reply)

no
i squeaked at it yesterday, though.

how's you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Not bad I suppose
Tired, stuck at work for another half hour and generally disinclined to anything really.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:31, Reply)

oooh:(
I had to do a day at work with NO TEA!!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Now there's a though
*wanders off to make tea* How's you anyway?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:36, Reply)

i'm being pretty grumpy
people at work being dicks. Oh and my letting agent demanding I 'thoroughly clean the property and ensure it is clutter free' by next Wednesday. I think the new 'hiding shit under the bed' technique might be just to throw everything in my car for the day. Dicks.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:39, Reply)

People are a bit shit.
But never mind you shall be able to laugh at the from the battlements of your new castle aire long.

OK, I know that's not how you spell it but how do you spell it?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:44, Reply)

'ere

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Cheers.
So what is being elided by the apostrophe?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:46, Reply)

i dunno
it's old innit? you're old, maybe they used the whole word back in your day
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Fuck you child
I think I'm going home now, hope I can stay awake and don't all off the bike.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:55, Reply)

good luck, old man

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Want some broccoli?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:36, Reply)

squawk!
*whistles old man river*
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:38, Reply)

I'm a good whistler because I practised loads.
Soon you'll be able to talk properly and tell us all the answers. Or tell us to shut up and fuck off and that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:41, Reply)

gilgamesh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Bless you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:55, Reply)

horse, parrot, what next?
Alright swipe?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Moose and squirrel, innit.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:05, Reply)