Oh, "incredibly fun" ... I agree that doesn't bode well
get drunk, and then go batshit mental with a carving knife. That should liven stuff up. Or drug 50% of the mulled wine at random.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:58, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'd go with both here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

It's the only way to be sure.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

I'm pretty sure part two of your plan was on the cards anyway

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Option three is organise it myself,
it's currently being organised by a 20year old admin girl.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

How many people is it for?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Just our team so about 9-11 depending on hangers on.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Allah ackbar!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)

'IT'S A TRAP!!!'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

^ 'cinema'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

'WITHABOAT'!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

So you'll be there with other ghastly corporate groups of gelled salesmen and slutty office tarts
sounds delightful...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

don't knock it
It's his best chance of getting some no-strings blart.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:18, Reply)

strings rohypnol

Also, blart is fucking great word and not used often enough, in my book.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Years ago a mate of mine described his new girlfriend as "his new tromming piece"
which I feel is epic. I also came within about a millisecond of starting my groom's speech with "on behalf of the Doris and I" as a bet. But I bottled it, coward that I am.

these are all good words and underused.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I'm going to suggest.
"go for a curry then go to a pub"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Do that.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)