i can't get lunch
fucking protestors, we're not allowed to leave the building.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:48, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I can!
Can't get to the bloody comic shop off Charring Cross road without taking my life in my hands though, so there's no point.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I'll gaz you a salad

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

That'll be ten pounds please Swipey.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:16, Reply)

that place is still derelict
i mourn my salads.

although the chancery lane one is now leban eats, which is a very Good Thing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Still reading that as Lesbian Eats every time

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)

that says more about you than it does about me
or lebanon
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:39, Reply)

It wasn't intended as a comment on you, merely a comment.
I suppose it says that as I scan-read things on a monitor, some words can look like other words.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:48, Reply)

How on earth could a business selling salads at a tenner a pop possibly fail?
Sad times.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Oh yes - of course - no one would be daft enough to pay a ten spot for some lettuce.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:48, Reply)

no one 'Swipey
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:48, Reply)

It's ok I have had lunch thanks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Me too
It was lovely. I may wander down the Quayside for some fresh air and a cup of coffee soon......cos I can
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I might go and push over some newspaper sellers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I believe it is traditional
May sir also care for the fire extinguisher?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:21, Reply)

of course, could you bring it with teh cheese?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I find the sharp dry taste of the CO2 goes excellently with the brie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Have you got actual protestors near your office or are your security people just being overly dramatic?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I'm imagining darth as a secruity man now
with the back of his hand slapped to his forehead
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

i'm being a bit dramatic
we've just been told that the police have asked us not to leave the building for the moment. but yeah, we are right along the route.

we also have an inhouse restaurant, a coffee bar, and a snack machine. so it was also shameless beakering to say i couldn't have lunch. what i meant was, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, i didn't get my usual choice of 137 different venues...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:11, Reply)

what road are you on?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Easy Street

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Oh...
that has more meanings than i'd originally realised.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:15, Reply)

*plays saxaphone like bob holness*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:15, Reply)

My favourite ever replyt to a letter in NME was about that.
Someone wrote in asking if it was true, and got a long explanation about how it wasn't and where the story originated. And then it ended with 'But he does play the guitar on Layla'.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:32, Reply)

ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:19, Reply)

well screw you too!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:24, Reply)

£50 for straight
£30 for BJ
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:25, Reply)

30 quid with a jonny, 20 without.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:30, Reply)

er
wouldn't it be the other way around?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:32, Reply)

No.
You should pay less for the added danger.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)

but i should get more
for the added physical contact
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)

You get less because you will enjoy it more.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:37, Reply)

i doubt that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I love that you are haggling over the price
rather than having a problem with the concept as a whole.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Sssh.
Best 20 quid I will ever spend.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)

i'm a lawyer
this is what we do
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)

so you'll get the trainee to do it and pay them a quid

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Welcome to The World.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:48, Reply)

lolwhut?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:01, Reply)

*bites tongue*
I've been inadvertently rude enough to you for one day, so...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Hmm your prices are more competetive than wor sporto
I think I'll go with your services
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Bend over then.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)