Whilst we're on food, albeit the opposite end of the scale from what I'm about to ask
I'm getting a mite faint with hunger, having had nowt since the soup on Tuesday evening. Any suggestions as to how I should re-start the consumption process? Please bear in mind that my office does not have a toaster so the usual suggestion of "dry toast" is a no-go.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:27, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Buttered toast then.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:28, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Ten pints of cider.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:28, Reply)

custard is quite soothing,
and I've seen other people have it directly from the carton.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:29, Reply)

This sounds bloody lovely, but then so would anything
I've just realised my mistake here. I genuinely don't know what would be best for me now, and I've no way of knowing which recommendations are genuine and which will KILL ME
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Today Martin, I'm being genuine.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Excellent news
I fucking love custard. Thank you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:34, Reply)

There needs to be a symbol to show the swapping round of words
love # fucking or something
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)

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( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:49, Reply)

That'll do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)

More soup?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:32, Reply)

That would appear to be sensible
Tesco's is a risky place for a man like me to go though. Because, let's face it, I'll want EVERYTHING
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:34, Reply)