people who fuck their sisters
people who choke their cats with coins

people who can't spell "sentence"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:49, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*checks*
*re-checks*
*writes "sentence" down several times"

She doesn't hate me!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:52, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1428280
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:54, Reply)

You forgot 'people who gaz you their cock, fuck up your hand, do bigamy with you or harmlessly invite you to the opera'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:52, Reply)

i only got 3 sentences about hate
and the above bugged me the most! but had i got 4, that would have been my very next line.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)

do you haat me swipey, cos of my spellmong?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)

only sometimes xx

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:55, Reply)

No, it's not because you can't spell.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)

so what's your excuse?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)

I don't get the cat/coin reference

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)

worke bores me/ roger the starfish
fed her cat coins, then threw it at a window, then took pictures of her bumhole and gazzed them
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:54, Reply)

All sounds fairly run of the mill round here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:59, Reply)

*gazzes Tangles bumhole pics*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Oh god it looks like an enormous barking spider

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Again...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)

you kind of forgot the bit
where she pretended to be a bloke and made up an entire idyllic life, then came on here again and confessed, nobody ever really understood why, as nobody cared in the first place.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I have changed my sig for you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)

that is much better
although now people will think you mean your cock
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I'll be changing it back later.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

not sure they can reverse sex change operations

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)

she still about? sounds like a goer

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)

You'd get on well, her mum is dead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)

shit man, sorry to hear that its like a maternal graveyard round these parts

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Mine too
Hope this helps
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)

why is all the mums dying?!?!?!?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I got mine insured just after joining this place.
I suggest you do the same.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Also, no, they use Lindt balls.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)

lindt balls are a fucking stupid idea, they'd float and not absorb shit, ferrorro at least have nuts in and posh people eat those anyway
i'm coverin my mum in bubblewrap and puttin her in storage
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I reckon they'd still need crushing.
The Ferreros, not the mums.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:10, Reply)