Nothing tonight.
Off to London tomorrow for a gig on Sunday. Meeting a few b3tans, including some miserable old long haired cunt.

In other news, this is possibly the funniest thing I've read in a long time, from the top tips page of Love It magazine: "I'm not very curvy and have no hips, so I pin sanitary towels on the side of my knickers, then put my clothes on over the top. Instant curves!"

This won the £60 star prize.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:29, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Good Lord.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)

There's even a picture to accompany this molten gem of wisdom.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Never has this been more apt
em ash
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I have heard of army folk sticking STs to their shoulders to prevent chaffing by their bergans

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:36, Reply)

heard of a large hidden file on my hard drive of naked, tumescent
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I've heard that strikethroughs are the lowest form of wit

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I feel sorry for the poor bugger who pulls her and takes her home
It's bad enough when you discover that she's wearing a Wonderbra but finding fucking Lillets pinned to her smalls would just about kill any remaining lustful thoughts I would imagine.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)