If you can drag yourself down to ours
Stunned has cancelled due to his wife's broken ankle so there's a vat of Lusty's Jamaican curry available. I must confess it got a bit burnt due to NOT MY FUCKING FAULT OK? but it has been rescued.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:24, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Did she "fall down the stairs"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Actually I'll be in london tomorrow save me sum blud.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)

There's enough for about 6 people.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I don't have that many friends. Can't you bag it up and freeze it?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)

OK Kroney, give Chompy his login back etc etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Are you saying lusty's curry is crap?
Because that's what I think you're saying.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I couldn't possibly comment.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

What time are you seeing your kid tomorrow, I may be able to meet for a pint.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Meet your daughter for a pint that is,
she's more likely to be able to buy her own.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I need to be round her's for about six.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Ah that's actually when I'm meeting sophie.
So fancy a drink before, I assume soft rather than brandy before you look after the kid.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Dennis Nilsen lols

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Not yet. That'll happen later when I'm drunk and aggressive.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)

That's not what Lusty said.
Also, I was surprised to learn your real name today, it's not what I expected...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Gertrude?

( Kroney, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I know, MEGATRON is unusual isn't it?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Megatron Boyce has a certain ring to it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Fore or sur?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Fore.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Was he expecting 'Montgomery'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Adolf

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Tarquin

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Ishmael

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Damilola

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Now I have The Kinks in my head AGAIN.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Nowt wrong with the Kinks.
Could be worse, it could be the Beatles.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Fore
Granted, I'm not sure what I'd expected, but it certainly wasn't that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Its a fine name, shared by the best sort.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

And you two

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I'm fat, but only one.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)

And Vippers (RIP my niggah)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Where is the old tart?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Maybe one of his marriage vows was to ditch B3ta

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Maybe he got a life and that.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)

New job doesn't allow b3ta through the day, apparently.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Oh yeah, fair point.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Blimey I forgot about that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Oh man, cheers, but I'm gonna turn you down, I can't handle hot food and I could really do with some 'me' time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)