As it's quiet I'm going to thread jack
my compy keeps freezing and then crashing to the joy of bluescreen of death, which tells me many things that i do not understand, can anyone advise as to what it wants?

"Driver_Power_sate_failure

Disable or remove any newly installed hardware or software. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing."
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:56, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

but of course! this does work, but then it will eventually crash again

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Just save your work more frequently

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)

can't or the authorities will get me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)

This works 99.99999 times out of eleventy one.

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)

*offers job in IT "help"*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Is that the exact message?
sate_failure doesn't make any sense. It could be SATA or SAFE?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Sorry, spelling mong
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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Gaz me a full error listing or link to a photo of it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

cheers mate will do, might take a min though...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Do computers get AIDS?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

When YOU fuck them, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Only if you swap fluids with it.

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

That's why everyone hated Bishop

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:12, Reply)