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If Cameron gives him his "full support" I don't think he'll be able to make it.
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What?Has April Fool's Day moved without my being informed?
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Kroney, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:10,
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Forget the impending collapse of the Euro, Italy's change of leadership or the UK's rising unemployment. This is important news.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:14,
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Larry is fit though.His incompetence doesn't bother me. He's probably a bit bumbling, like BoJo.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:17,
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It's a bit of a cliché.Cats have moved on. They want to do other things, like chase laser pointers.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:20,
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Thank you, proper office LOL once I looked that up.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:30,
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Fuck that, what about the poor little ducklings!www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEBLt6Kd9EY&feature=related
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I was having a good day until I saw that.In other news, when in New York, I saw someone in the halloween parade dressed as a Minecraft Creeper. I wouldn't have known what he was if you hadn't suggested doing the same yourself.
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It's a good outfit, but I couldn't be bothered to work out a way I could sit down in it,so I gave up and went as a chugger.
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As long as it was while you had your hand down your pants then I'm pleased.(
girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:53,
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He did...but only because he was scratching the boil on his bell end(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:55,
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So you're saying I'm akin to a repugnant spot sited on genetalia?(
girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:59,
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Dear me.They reported this as news? That's really quite a bad thing, don't you think.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:25,
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It's alraight on an internet site, as there si lots of spacebut should not be on thew telly box
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:39,
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That's rubbish"A spokesman for the Royal Parks confirmed in September that Maisie, a cat who lives at the nearby St James' Park keeper's cottage, had struck up a close friendship with Larry."
Hah! Everybody knows cats have only 3 responses to other cats: Fear, Bullying or Apathetic Disdain.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:40,
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bella was, I'm sure you're sposed to bounce up and down,not roll around and around...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:57,
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I think there's a rule about only flogging long-dead horses if they were funny in the first place(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)
i know, you liked her and thought we were mean(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:00,
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STILL beakering about your birthday?Hey everyone! Let's suggest a new sig for Rachelswipe!
My proposal; "isn't fooling anyone with her anti-Quentin stance"
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"charges in 6-minute increments"(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:05,
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With cats, you knob.No I am not having sex with cats, but cat sex is pretty much bullying.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:06,
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Nonsense. He initiates it.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:22,
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Actual cats, not your freaky hybrid of a husband.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:28,
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I agree with thisas long as we make it clear it's all the fault of the noob.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:44,
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HE'S GAY! HE'S PINK! HE WON THE WEAKEST LINK!(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:56,
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That's quality*doffs cap*
I'd make it my sig except it might constitute beakering. I actually am wearing a pink tie today.
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Oh, I totally caved and just had a sandwichafter breaking myself in with some fruit. Worked though. Solid stools and I are on speaking terms once again
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Office chairs in short supply there?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:06,
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NorfolkAnything with four legs that can't be milked is feared, reviled and sacrificed, in that incredibly strict order
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You broke yourself in with some fruit?Someone make me up a witty retort please, I can't be arsed.
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All credit goes to DG who came up with it at the weekend after Noel had a very pink lighterBut he said whoever saw Foxy first was allowed to say it
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:01,
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I'll shake the man's hand, should I ever meet himAlthough one would hope I'd do that anyway, really.
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I really want top press SHIFT-TAB ENTERbut I'm scared...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:04,
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I am chronically mouse-lazy, I know keyboard shortcuts for all sorts of shit.(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:10, Reply)
oh I likeAlthough Ctrl + Enter has led to many emails being sent that should have been reread
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:12,
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hahah how could you forget about it!!Did you have a nice Sunday?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:11,
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Too much beer dear, too much beer.Sunday was good, sausage sandwich, rubbish Victoria Line, ran to catch my train, points failure means train sat in Euston for 45 mins. Hung out with kiddo for the evening though, it was lovely. You?
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ha you were quite merryI spent all day in my dressing gown eating cheese and watching TV
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:14,
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Oh man, you got the better end of the deal there.Yeah, everything after the pub is a touch sketchy but I had a fucking blast :D
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Can't believe you found a random b3ta outside smokingYou had a big grin all evening :D You will have to try come play more often. Places either side of the river for you to stay :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:18,
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Definitely looking to come and do some walks in the spring, fo' sho'.(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)
You were on top form on Saturday and it was excellent to see you. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:20,
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Yes, this is true.This was still his/her/it's fault.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:01,
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As it's quiet I'm going to thread jackmy compy keeps freezing and then crashing to the joy of bluescreen of death, which tells me many things that i do not understand, can anyone advise as to what it wants?
"Driver_Power_sate_failure
Disable or remove any newly installed hardware or software. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing."
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:56,
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Have you tried turning it off and back on again?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:59,
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but of course! this does work, but then it will eventually crash again(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:59,
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Just save your work more frequently(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:01,
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Is that the exact message?sate_failure doesn't make any sense. It could be SATA or SAFE?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:00,
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Gaz me a full error listing or link to a photo of it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:04,
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cheers mate will do, might take a min though...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:05,
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Do computers get AIDS?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:08,
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hi guys, you all got me in trouble with my boss whose not actually my boss she jus been here longer than mei think you should apologise
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Here's a summary for people who haven't been paying attention.My gaz:
Sent To the truth fairy:
Are you playing Skyrim??
explanations www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1428237
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The response: www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1429932
My response: rofl.
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You're the one who said she looked like a man and you wanted to punch her tits off.(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:31, Reply)
she really does, i'm tempted to link you her facebook cos she's got a right downsy face(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)
"gary, shut the fuck up and do some work"(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:39,
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I like this so much I have made it my sig. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:42,
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bitches be trippin' and sue won't even wear her white trousers anymore, really bad day today(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:48, Reply)
So does this mean you are not Truthbert?But you both live in the same institution, or something?
Help me out here TruthQuent, you know how much I miss the point...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:32,
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I'm still non the wiser here!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:31,
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No, I'm the truth fairyOh shit, blown my cover...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:36,
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No, I'm the truth spartacus(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:37,
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No... it's not that hard to understand.Manolith from /talk saw that TTF and Quentin use the same IP address, but then Quentin said that he thought ttf was a girl who showed him b3ta from accounts and that she looks like a man. I gazed her the link.
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Ahh OKWhy were they looking at IP addresses?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:38,
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That is some lolwaki place to work, I bet(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:39,
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everyone here is a proper cunt, for seriouswe've got two cons, sweary salesmen and mongs in every corner.
love it
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and yet you feel so at home on here(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:41,
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*facepalm*Jesus, someone tell this idiot the parable of Kitty before he gets himself sacked
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shhhh, then he won't have internet access(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:43,
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True enoughBut as much as I dislike Quentin, I'd rather he just went away than was fired, I don't wish that sort of unpleasantness on anyone unless they're categorically not good enough to do the job and it's affecting me directly *narrows eyes at mong sat opposite*
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*wishes the camp person opposite would stop doing chinaman impressions*(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:48,
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I GOT A WIFE AND TWO KIDS TO SUPPORT MANnah, still not really tho
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Can you go walk over to TTF and tell her it's rude not to respond to gazs(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:48, Reply)
I'd prefer to be called Gary than Quentin(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:49,
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yeah that should read the other way round factfans(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:50,
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*Proffers kittums* BUMS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:57,
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There was a Total Recall joke waiting to be made thereand you blew it. I've never known anyone to both suck and blow.
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It appears this feckless twat may in fact be a completely separate feckless twatfrom the Frisbee-loving mong we know as Adam
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Who knew there could be so much feckless twattery in one world(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:46,
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I thought b3ta was where they were all gathered together(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:50,
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I can spot two parts of that sentencewhich should have provided you with a clue
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wait, what?..and that explanation is somehow more plausible than them both being the same attention-seeking shut-in?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:23,
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your definitely the best person ont his messageboard by a long stretch, you should be the boss about these patrs, fucken sort em out yeah?(, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:27, Reply)
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