my aunt knows about my pink fridge/pink gadget obsession
and every birthday/christmas she manages to find something pink for my kitchen. i never knew you could get pink cheese graters, for example. or pink spatulas.

bless her, they're always shocking quality, and survive about one use, but the amount of effort she goes to in order to find them is legendary.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:47, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Thank god for amazon eh?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:49, Reply)

ha, like she knows what the internet is!
she's 70 and has never really left her village in yorkshire.

they will all come from todmorden market.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Bet she does. One window on ebay the other with some girl on girl action.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:51, Reply)

this may be the rankest image i have ever had in my head
and i've seen the odd naked b3tan in my time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Who is the odd B3tan?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:53, Reply)

good point, there are many of them

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:53, Reply)

It's on the internets so clearly lies.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:55, Reply)

no no no
i meant there are many odd b3tans!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)

New thread time!!!
Who's the oddest fucker you've had the misfortune of sharing the same room at a lolb4sh?!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)

I can't really contribute as I don't b4sh soz

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)

and therefore this is not your finest work, my sweet
still, i would have to say that i have only been to one bash, and have therefore only shared a room with rakky.

who is amazing, but luckily for both of us, most definitely NOT my type. or vice versa.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Dunno to the board then, there's always a load of sad creepy dungeons and dragons types in those b4sh photos
Is it any wonder I never go
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:05, Reply)

i have been called many things in my time
some good, some bad.

but never anything as depressing as "creepy".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:11, Reply)

We're all creepy on the internet

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I AM NOT CREEPY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Enjoy your dreams tonight. Old auntie swipey sat in her chair, flicking the bean while buying you a pink fridge magnet.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:53, Reply)

while buying you a
+ with your
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:55, Reply)

with a picture of a giant sea clam on it
"it reminded me of you dear"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:55, Reply)

"Can't think why, this just sort of popped into my head"

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:57, Reply)

i will be looking like "the scream" for days
:0
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)

oooh OOOoooOOh ooooOOOOoooOOOOOooHH WERTHERS ORIGINALS!!!!!
Now, time to find that nice of mine some pink magnets.
Ugh, why is this mouse always flaking? I'll get her to have a look next time she's round.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:59, Reply)

nothing like a nice bit of GILF porn, eh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Dunno swipey, best ask your aunt about that.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:10, Reply)

what, through a mouthful of wispy minge?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:11, Reply)

slurp slurp LLLLLLlallLLLLLlallalalalllLLLLl
Is this working for you auntie swipe?
Oh and, thanks for the pink notebook. It was ace!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:13, Reply)

you have actually made me feel sick
after 8 years on here, that's good going.

you sick twisted man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:16, Reply)

\o/

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:17, Reply)

How many rampant rabbitts has she bought you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:49, Reply)

er
we're not welsh, you know.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Shirly the most famous pink gadget out there
I'll drop her note hinting for you this year if you like?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:51, Reply)

thank you
but that is the one gadget where gold beats pink, i think.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Bit cold innit?
Although gold is very unreactive so there would be little or no corrosion...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:53, Reply)

I'm sure the gusset brasso might even shine it up quite nice.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)

hahahahaha
what a repulsive man you are.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Thanks Montgomery, coming from you that means something.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:09, Reply)

It's my highest available praise.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:18, Reply)

what a very
scientific approach to fanny batter
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:58, Reply)

So you make your aunt go into various shops, and in her loud voice, say "I 'll have that one in the pink."

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:50, Reply)

If it's not pink, she beats her. With a stick.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:51, Reply)

A pink stick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:52, Reply)

with poo on the end

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:52, Reply)

so
your cock then?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Well you said you didn't mind that kind of double dip

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:54, Reply)