*spits a seed at you*

(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:33, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I've had a hamster pull shit out of its arse with its teeth and spit it out while looking me in the eye.
So you just pack that in.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

*whistles 99 problems*

(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)

You wait til Frank gets in.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)

*kicks up dust and shit from the bottom of the cage at you.*
*looks disinterested.*
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

bollocks parrot is probably my favourite poster of the year.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Parrot or Quentin

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Or Gary as Quentin is now known.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)

I missed that. Why is he called Gary now?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1430542
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Smashing, ta.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Mine is the poster who changed their username to "Cheers" when that Legless crap happened a couple of weeks ago.
Genius.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)

How are you Battered.
Any joy with the headhunters?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)

I am ok thanks Jeff.
Wife is back from Edinburgh. Baby seems happy & healthy (and sleeping through the night which makes a massive difference).

HH conversations are going fine. Getting a good reaction to my CV. Challenge is that the sort of jobs I am being considered for are quite rare and the interview process can take months. I think it will be Easter before I land something I am happy with.

How are things with you Sir?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Not bad thanks.
I'm pitching for a new contract (with a different company) over the next couple of weeks as it looks like to stay where I am, they'll insist on cutting my rate.

Are you looking for another directorship?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Preferably. Either functional lead (marketing) or an CEO role.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:58, Reply)

If you go for the CEO option
Would you want to go with a PLC or a company that still have private equity?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:02, Reply)

PE would be better - long term incentives and all that. PLC means a lot more fiscal management, short term goal leadership to keep building EBITDA & corporate PR

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:05, Reply)

But there is more chance of a golden handshake from a PLC when you fail to increase earnings before tax!
Taking a company from PE to flotation would be something interesting to have on the C.V.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Get you and your big business sweet talk.

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Ssh.
The men are talking. Now go and make us both a drink.

*Slaps Blousie on the arse as she goes to the kitchen*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:09, Reply)

* pats on head *
Here's £50 - go and treat yourself to something nice.

We'll let you know when we've finished A VERY HIGH POWERED BUSINESS DISCUSSION THAT COULD IMPACT THE FTSE 100
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:12, Reply)

^ Yeah Blousie!
Take the money and get yourself something pretty!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Whatever!

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:14, Reply)

How are you anyway?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Meh!

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:16, Reply)

What's wrong hon?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I think you mean parachute?
I have been involved in one flotation years ago - on to AIM. Would like to do another.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Got any plans to keep busy between now and finding a suitable role?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I would like to do some more voluntary work - haven't done any since I stood down as a charity trustee back in May

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:13, Reply)

voluntary work?
Pfft. I wouldn't do it if you paid me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Behave or don't, you little fucker. I don't care now.
*pulls a pint*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)

*pulls cuttlebone fragment out of arse and spits it into your pint*
*whistles food glorious food*

lolsquawk!
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)

It wasn't my pint.
You just lost us the deal with Mr Utagawa
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:48, Reply)

*shine on and shine off*

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:07, Reply)