Just imagine how soft he'd be to rest the back of your knees on his shoulders though.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:10, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

ewwwwww

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:11, Reply)

I just image-google'd him, he actually looks like a mong, it's in his eyes.
www.google.co.uk/search?gcx=w&q=honey+monster&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1847&bih=1083&sei=6sfCToetJISZhQfHkPDXDQ
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:13, Reply)

He's probably still seen more action than I have : (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:16, Reply)

fill your pants with sugar puffs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:18, Reply)

why do sugar puffs make your wee smell of sugar puffs?
Will! we need a Sunday Science on this
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:19, Reply)

This^
very much.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:21, Reply)

I have never smelt my wee after eating sugar puffs
asparagus yes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:22, Reply)

eat a shit load of sugar puffs
then go for a wee. Go on, we'll wait
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)

What are we coming to?
When we're asked to question the Honey Monster's sexual proclivaties?

I think Saville was lurking in that costume.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:21, Reply)

He was in 'nam though.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)

I love how imaginative the internet is, I just googled "Naked honey monster" and the top two results are....
Slutty Naked Honey Claire Dames Gets Her Pussy Attacked By A M ...
Slutty Naked Honey Bridgette B Gets Her Pussy Stabbed By A Mon ...

Presuming the last two words on both of them are something like "Monster cock", can you ever imagine saying that your pussy got stabbed? And then again as a possitive thing?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Your search history must be classic

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)

I reckon if me and you hook up with a can of condenced milk, we could totally google bomb the top spot ,)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)