NO! I'll not hear of this!
Wine is full of AWESOME. Sure, it tastes like shit tizer that's gone flat BUT it gets you well star spangled with none of that gassy malarky or pissing all the time like lager.

Be proud, stand up and say I FUCKING LOVE WIIIIIIIIINE!!!1111!111!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:41, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*shakes hand*

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

you should probably find better wine
or tell me who your tizer supplier is
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Buckie is not wine
Slip below the border - you'll learn.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Only done bucky a few times in me youth.
It does get you well steaming though. Tastes like off port though.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)

If you're going for fucking oblivion
Buckie gets you there.

Done it a couple of times and it takes you out quicker than any chemical.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)